TRUMP CAMPAIGN STATE CHAIR ARRESTED WHILE PREPARING TO MAGA-MIZE A LITTLE BOY IN THE ASS AT A SUPER 8 MOTEL!

http://www.koco.com/article/oklahoma-democratic-party-chair-calls-for-sen-ralph-shortey-to-suspend-himself/9133163?ref=patrick.netOklahoma state Sen. Ralph Shortey, GOP ICON! and TRUMPLIGULA!’s OK state campaign chair is facing numerous charges after he was arrested in a Super 8 Motel room preparing to DO! THE! MAGA! on the asshole of a little boy, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.

According to KOCO reporter Bret Buganski‏, police are recommending the Republican lawmaker be charged with soliciting prostitution of a minor, prostitution within 1,000 feet of church and transporting purpose of prostitution.

Remember, sports fans, there are still 49 guys exactly like this HERO! OF! THE! REPUBLIC! at large, circling schools in your state.
“On March 9 … officers of the Moore Police Department were contacted in reference to a welfare check at a local hotel,” Lt. Kyle Dudley told NewsOK.com. “Responding officers found a juvenile male in a hotel room which was also occupied by an adult male. The circumstances surrounding this incident are currently under investigation and no additional information can be released at this time.”

4 comments:

10:23 pm • Wednesday • March 15, 2017

Dead or alive?

Also: We need a shocked face emoji.

12:29 pm • Thursday • March 16, 2017

Can’t remember where I saw this (The Onion?), but it gave me a much needed laugh:

“Disney Edits Graphic Gay Sex in Beauty and the Beast Down to Only Nine Minutes”

6:02 pm • Saturday • March 18, 2017

Prostitution within 1000 feet of a church is illegal? What, the hookers are supposed to carry a tape measure around?

10:01 pm • Saturday • March 18, 2017

@Dodgerblue: It’s Oklahoma, Jake. Pretty much everything is illegal within 1000 feet of a church. You can’t even get a liquor license for a restaurant within that boundary.

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