THE HOMELESS IMBECILE WANDERING THE WHITE HOUSE IN A BATHROBE IS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT! RESIGN, YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! FUCKING RESIGN, BEFORE YOU DESTROY THE WORLD, YOU EVIL PIECE OF SHIT!

TRUMP IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND AN EMBARRASSMENT TO HUMANITY!

DUCKY! DUCKY, DID YOU SEE MY DRAPES? NO! OH, DUCKY, COME WITH ME AND SEE MY DRAPES!

The New York Times spent last week ringing the switch board at the White House asking for random extensions and giving anyone who answered the phone a chance to tell their reporters what a complete piece of shit Trump is and everyone had a story to tell.

Why?

Because this piece of shit is a FUCKING! MORON! and if you’re not calling everyone from the dog catcher to the president of the EU asking for TRUMPLIGULA! to be banished to Angola, you’re part of the problem.

The scene these days at the White House is a grim parody of the JFK administration during which the rum-runner’s kid spent his days screwing interns and Marylin Monroe when he wasn’t too stoned on morphine for his bad back.

The few hours that TRUMPLIGULA! is actually conscious in the White House is spent watching TV and being bitch slapped by neonazi psychopath Steve Bannon who pushes pieces of executive action memos in front of the cross-eyed imbecile and orders him to sign them.

“FUCKFACE, FUCKING SIGN IT, YOU WITLESS FUCKING GOON!,” Bannon shrieks into the face of the half-human pygmy-handed imbecile.

Cross-eyed, naked except for his favorite bathroom, TRUMPLIGULA! stares blankly, “Mommmeeeeee! ME! PRECEDENT!”

The Times concluded, “For a man who sometimes has trouble concentrating on policy memos, Mr. Trump was delighted to page through a book that offered him 17 window covering options.”

 

41 comments:

12:10 pm • Tuesday • February 7, 2017

Working from home and I unmuted the TV just as they were saying there’s a chance that DeVos might fail because of someone’s vote and I literally yelled “Who?!?!?!” out loud because I’d missed the name. Roll call vote happening now. Fingers crossed.

12:48 pm • Tuesday • February 7, 2017

@mellbell: Fucking cowards.

1:24 pm • Tuesday • February 7, 2017

@mellbell: For future reference, Colorado Senator Cory Gardner can be bought for $49,800. Such a deal!

3:03 pm • Tuesday • February 7, 2017

She shamelessly plagiarized her freaking Senate questionairre and RepubliKKKans still confirmed her

What’s incredible is the chaos and confusion Twitler wrought in only two weeks without the majority of his cabinet confirmed. Once they’re all in place and taking wrecking balls to destroy their departments and communities that they serve, the disaster will be overwhelming.

3:44 pm • Tuesday • February 7, 2017
3:53 pm • Tuesday • February 7, 2017

For those of you who like yelling at your computer (“Hey Ump, what game are you watching?”), the oral argument in the Muslim ban EO case will be live-streamed at 3 PM Pacific today at http://www.ca9.uscourts.gov/media/view_video.php?pk_vid=0000010884

6:14 pm • Tuesday • February 7, 2017

So…gubmint’s atty is having issues and interrupting the judge and said ” ‘cuz” and this is amazing. Please don’t let WA’s atty be stupid.

6:15 pm • Tuesday • February 7, 2017

WHO IS THIS GUY?

6:17 pm • Tuesday • February 7, 2017

HOT BENCH HOT BENCH

6:20 pm • Tuesday • February 7, 2017

HE DOESN’T KNOW THE CASES! HE DOESN’T KNOW THE CASES!

6:21 pm • Tuesday • February 7, 2017

Blar blar things moving fast and so we’re not 100% prepared and…

THEN WHY ARE WE HERE? You petitioned us, dude.

11:39 pm • Tuesday • February 7, 2017

Yeah Fucking weak-ass goose-neck Mitch.

Hey – I’ve been looking for a schedule of which senator is up when. I can’t find one. But yeah, gavelling Warren was such a dick move.

12:03 am • Wednesday • February 8, 2017

@JNOV: Wikipedia knows everything.

12:13 am • Wednesday • February 8, 2017

@JNOV: I loved it when the DOJ attorney had total crickets in response to our rockstar bud Judge Friedland on multiple occasions, esp when she whipped out a pretty obscure family law case (Pierce v. Society of Sisters) that I only knew b/c I used to teach it.

12:14 am • Wednesday • February 8, 2017

Meanwhile, #PostcardsToBannon is brilliant.

8:55 am • Wednesday • February 8, 2017

@mellbell: Thanks, :-) That is very good to have, and we’re already talking about midterms, annnnd we might have someone who will run against our rep.

What I’m hoping to find is a schedule for the all-nighters they’re pulling this week, but I’ll just chill with CSPAN. Corey Booker is always talking when I tune in. Time warp.

@SanFranLefty: She blew my mind. We can’t send judges fan mail, can we?

“I’m sure you don’t remember me, but…”

6:26 pm • Wednesday • February 8, 2017

WHOAAAAAAAHHHHHH. Gorsuch like, wow.

7:25 pm • Wednesday • February 8, 2017

@JNOV: It’s a head fake designed to trick liberals into believing that he has personal and professional integrity. Gosuck can’t wait to act as Twitler’s personal attorney and sock puppet on the Supreme Court.

10:22 pm • Wednesday • February 8, 2017

Shit gibbon dude is from Philly suburbs. Not surprised.

@¡Andrew!: It’s just weird. I wonder if the loofa-faced shit gibbon will send an angry tweet or pull his nomination.

10:24 pm • Wednesday • February 8, 2017

Hahahaha! Our Rep. is booked during the recess and can’t hold a town hall with us. Fundraising I’m sure – better not be vacation. Annnyway, we’re going to be protesting in his local office’s parking lot, and my sign will say, “Our new rep will have time for us.” I’m asking people to consider running against him.

ETA: Also asked his office if any of his meetings that week are open to the public.

11:17 pm • Wednesday • February 8, 2017

Media trolling Trump.

11:57 am • Thursday • February 9, 2017

@JNOV: Haverford Township FTW!

5:25 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2017

@mellbell: YES! I forgot about that :-)

Crazy Eyes Conway – BUY IVANKA’S SHIT MADE BY CHILDREN CHAINED TO SEWING MACHINES IN VIETNAM!

5:27 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2017

Last night I dreamt that Judge Friedland announced WA State, et al won.

5:36 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2017

@JNOV: But is their childrens learning?

5:38 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2017

Called and emailed today re: Supporting immigrants and muslims, opposing the other cabinet noms and the Orwellian First Amendment “Defense” Act. Jeezus, this is mentally exhausting.

6:21 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2017

9th Circuit, hello!

6:22 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2017

@¡Andrew!: Yeah – I’m telling people in my group to take vacations. I post one action item a day and let them know about conversations I’ve had with our rep, etc.

I emailed the GSA and asked them if they’ll be in contempt of congress if they don’t give the house dems unredacted copies of trump’s lease and testify before House Committee on Oversight and Governement Reform. Then I called THOSE dudes and was like, wuzzup? GSA. Hellloooo?

There’s a PP counter-protest in Kent outside of a closed PP office that does. not. perform. abortions.

Beat goes on.

6:28 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2017

YES!

6:29 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2017

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Checked, mutherfucker!

6:54 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2017

@¡Andrew!: they learning thread counting

6:55 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2017

Unanifuckingmous!

7:20 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2017

Pimp slap for Preznit Twitter Troll.

12:19 pm • Friday • February 10, 2017

Here’s some excellent advice on resistance from North Carolina:

How We Resist Extremism

First, you have to change the language. It’s not enough to simply call out lies, because Republicans will respond that Democrats are lying too. The language of left versus right isn’t sufficient to challenge extremism. We need the language of right versus wrong.

It’s wrong to attack people because of who they are, to serve the wealthy instead of the common good, to pass laws that hurt teachers, children, the poor and the sick. Ours is a pluralistic society, but even in the Bible Belt, we found that a broad coalition of Christians, Jews, Muslims and other people of conscience can agree on a basic sense of morality that goes deeper than partisan allegiance. 11 percent of those arrested at Moral Mondays were Republicans; we educated and organized in majority white, majority Republican counties, subverting the divide-and-conquer tactics of the Tea Party.

9:31 pm • Friday • February 10, 2017

@¡Andrew!: That’s good – thank you!

Our MeetUp group now has 19 members, which I guess isn’t bad being five days old.

Some of us are going to a counter-protest at PP in Kent, but the protest organizers are looking kind of sketchy. First, the clinic is closed on the weekend, so that’s good. The protest is being organized by Seattle Clinic Defense, and they don’t know Kent very well. They want us to march up a ridiculously steep hill that leaves those in Seattle to shame except for the old Denny Hill. I’ll meet them at the clinic.

My deep concern, and I’ve communicated this to my group, is that the Seattle Clinic Defense (SDC) folks are misleading the protesters. They claim no abortions are performed in this clinic, and that’s simply not true according to the clinic’s website, they provide RU-486 which *is* an abortifacient. SMDH

I IMd the SDC and was like, so, was this a mistake? Shouldn’t people know before they show up with signs reading, “Hey, Dumbass! No abortions performed here!” which was possibly going to be my sign.

I have a not so great feeling about this, especially now that the are asking to people to volunteer as marshals. They’re planning to block an overpass, and the sidewalk at the clinic will be full.

I’m happy to be like, PEACE OUT if things go sideways.

9:33 pm • Friday • February 10, 2017

Did I mention that my signs tend to look like ransom notes? I’m going to have FedEx print one for all occasions: “This Is a Protest Sign.”

4:17 am • Saturday • February 11, 2017

More Chainsaw!!!

11:19 am • Saturday • February 11, 2017

@JNOV: I need to find a pro print shop for my “V for Victory” sign. It’s gonna be in heavy use.

1:23 am • Monday • February 13, 2017

@peggynooner: Hello, Peggy Darling <3

12:26 pm • Thursday • February 16, 2017

I hate those gold drapes.

1:02 pm • Thursday • February 16, 2017

Can we start a drinking game for when Trump gives a presser? Are you listening to this bullshit?

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