TRUMPLIGULA! THE CURSE OF AMERICA! MUST! FUCKING! GO!

HOW WILL THIS OOZING SCAB BE REMOVED?

trump_fuck_a_duckAMERICA! You have inspired the accession of a CALIGULAN! ORANGUTAN! to the seat of Emperor without any fallback plan, you know, in case that wasn’t such a good fucking idea.

While TRUMPLIGULA! flings his moo with increasingly randomity and rage, we can only guess how this will end. In the following poll, we’ve omitted the obvious: thermonuclear war, nuclear winter and the end of life on earth.

The rest of the choices are more palatable and a good deal more entertaining.

How Will the Reign of TRUMPLIGULA! Fuckng End?
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8 comments:

7:31 pm • Wednesday • February 1, 2017

Regardless of how it happens, it will involve Twitler and Bannon in an underground bunker.

7:34 pm • Wednesday • February 1, 2017

Serious questions: Do you think Twitler supporters know that the “nuclear option” refers to Senate rules rather than the president launching a nuclear attack against the Democrats in the US?

Are they still 1,000% in favor of it either way?

8:01 pm • Wednesday • February 1, 2017

Anyone who vote for TRUMPLIGULA! is voting to murder the world.

10:02 pm • Wednesday • February 1, 2017

Wait. We’re invading Mexico now? Is that how we get a taco truck on every corner?

10:25 pm • Wednesday • February 1, 2017

@JNOV: Mexico’s off. We’re bombing Australia instead.

1:39 am • Thursday • February 2, 2017

@nojo: Nooo! Don’t do send that radioactive wave of nonsense across the strait to New Zealand! That’s where FlyingChainSaw & I will rendezvous on the South Island to start building Fort Molly Ivins and start shooting Thiel and all the other trillionaire douchebags trying to escape to the Land O’ Frodo.

7:56 am • Thursday • February 2, 2017

Meet me in Dunedin, by The Exchange!

8:34 am • Thursday • February 2, 2017

Coated in barbecue sauce then fed live to a dozen starving crocodiles on national television.

HOW WILL THIS OOZING SCAB BE REMOVED?

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