Hitchcock Remake Stars Amy Adams as Tippi Hedren

Video no worky.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: YouTube Whack-a-Mole. Now fixed.

@nojo: And, it’s gone again. Somebody really doesn’t want you seeing this. Conspiracy!

Once more into the Bunny Breach…

TJ/ I miss you guys. Where are you people? Come on, hang out a little. Jeez.

Nobody puts Tommmcatt in the corner. Nobody.

@Tommmcatt Au Gros Sel: That means you Benedick. You too Jnov. Lefty. LEFTY.

There are things to be discussed. Come on, it’s interesting out there right now. What the fuck is going on? Both parties are careening madly along, and the country is rotting from the inside. We are one economic dip away from the Weimer Republic. The United States Government has argued itself into a stalemate, and nothing is getting done. Not a thing. The great American experiment is over.

@Tommmcatt Au Gros Sel: Dodger get the fuck out here.

@Tommmcatt Au Gros Sel: I’m here doll. Where’s Benedick been?

@Tommmcatt Au Gros Sel: You should add that George Soros just tipped off his Illuminati pals that the eCONomy is about to collapse again.

@Tommmcatt Au Gros Sel: Hey, I’ve been busy getting my ass kicked in WWF by Mellbell. Going to China again next week to talk about industrial air pollution — hey, guys, the English invented it, so don’t pretend it’s yours. Also planning a trip to Scotland this September, possibly with a wee bit o’drinking in some Highlands pubs.

Oh Bunny Rabbits, I will hug them and kiss them and pet them and call them George…

@Tommmcatt Au Gros Sel: @SanFranLefty: I’ve been a little concerned that Benedick has been buried under 20 feet of snow and has no electricity.

@SanFranLefty: @Mistress Cynica: There’s probably vodka involved, wherever he is.

@Mistress Cynica: @Tommmcatt Au Gros Sel: I guess I shouldn’t give a NorCal weather update. Although we are burning up due to drought. Off to Southeast Asia next week. Maybe I’ll run into Dodger during a layover in Narita.

And goddamnit, if only I bought my Powerball ticket down the road in Milpitas. But that would have meant I was in Milpitas.

(Uncle Jimbo)
Shoot the bunny Stan.

(Stan)
I don’t want to shoot the bunny.

(Uncle Jimbo)
You’re raving – shoot the bunny – it’s coming right at us!

(Stan)
I’m not raving, I just don’t want to shoot the bunny.

(Bunnies)
KILL for the Love of KALI!!!! nibble, gnaw, nibble…

Fine. Fine, I’ll admit it: I’m here to lodge a protest at not being namechecked on this post. Three people posted the video to my Facebook wall, including @Mistress Cynica; CLEARLY I am the face of all bunny-related news, memes, videos, etc.

In fact, I should start charging royalties to help defray the ongoing bank account bleed of 6 months of funemplo decidedly UNfunemployment.

@flippin eck: See, now you’ve gone and jinxed the third YouTube link I’ve posted for this video.

YouTube Link #4 now posted. I shall not be thwarted.

“Hitchcock remake stars flippin eck as Tippi Hedren.” Fixed.

@Mistress Cynica: Hurrah! Thanks sister, I knew you were looking out for me.

@flippin eck: Hang in there. I know how tough it is, trust me.

@Dodgerblue: Just a drop of scotch, I’d imagine.

@flippin eck: Bunny Lady!

Bunnies gone again. It’s like a Turkey Drop.

@nojo:
On youtube, it is always rabbit season.

@flippin eck:
Been there. Hardest part for me was trying to stay sane.

Calling to check in for messages, faxes, suspicious packages . . .

Sochi was the fifth winter Olympics for Mrs RML and me, btw.

@redmanlaw: Oh wow, how was it? Did you learn any Russian? What were the people like?

@flippin eck: Hang in there, sister. I was (unf)unemployed for six months last year before scoring my current gig at Evillene’s Sweat Shop.
There’s nothing better than explaining your achievements to some twenty-something twit who spent one-fourth as much time at University as you did. Bitter? Yep, bit him, too.