What’s The Matter With Toronto?
Monkey caught after running loose in Toronto Ikea store . Not known how monkey, clad in shearling coat, got in #ikea
— CBC News Alerts (@CBCAlerts) December 9, 2012
First Bad Santa, now this. But hey, it’s an easy way to start the week for Stephen Colbert’s writers.






Normally there’s a perfectly unobstructed view of the Washington Monument from my apartment two miles away, but tonight it’s Exorcist-level foggy. Which reminds me — any Stinquers making the trek for the inauguration this time around?