Stories That Sounded a Lot More Interesting Until We Got to the Ninth Word

“Seven naked protesters swarmed the office of Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) on Tuesday…” Oh, fine, see for yourself. [TPM/@BuzzFeedAndrew]

13 comments:

6:27 pm • Tuesday • November 27, 2012

The biggest boobs are Boner and his staff.

9:43 pm • Tuesday • November 27, 2012

For once it’s not the damn PETA protesters who seem to think that objectifying naked women is the way to speak for the critters.

9:52 pm • Tuesday • November 27, 2012

TJ? Holy cow, is anybody watching Charlie Crist on Rachel tonight? What do you guys think?

10:23 pm • Tuesday • November 27, 2012

@ManchuCandidate: I dunno. Check out the rack on that one guy…

12:00 am • Wednesday • November 28, 2012

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: WWF won’t give me “rackage” as a word.

12:21 am • Wednesday • November 28, 2012

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: Just watched it. “Former Republican” indeed.

12:43 am • Wednesday • November 28, 2012

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: Cuing South Park mocking Tom Cruise and John Travolta:

“Charlie Crist, come out of the closet!”

Please tell me he finally outed himself as the big ‘mo that every queen in Fort Lauderdale insists she is.

12:59 am • Wednesday • November 28, 2012

@Tommmcatt: Which reminds me that for Xmas I need to get Mr. ¡A! a Fleshlight that he can hook up to his iPad, now known as his wire-hubby.

11:44 am • Wednesday • November 28, 2012

@¡Andrew!: Funny, my wife said something like that about my iPad.

1:56 pm • Wednesday • November 28, 2012

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em, such as.

10:09 pm • Wednesday • November 28, 2012

@Dodgerblue: @¡Andrew!: Funny, I said something like that to Mr. SFL who has the electric guitar app where he can plug his guitar into one end of the iPad and his headphones into the other end, and I get to listen to the plunking on the geetar.

And Dodger, I’m not going to tell you the name of this app, out of sisterhood solidarity with Mrs. DB.

11:53 pm • Wednesday • November 28, 2012

@SanFranLefty: I know it. I’m not a fan of amp simulators.

12:10 am • Thursday • November 29, 2012

@Dodgerblue: Yay, she’s a lucky woman.

I keep cranking Ella Fitzgerald and Miles Davis louder to drown out the iPad Dead electric guitar. Times like this makes me understand why people buy McMansions and/or live in more than 450 square feet with their loved ones. #Can.Not.Escape.Unless.I.Hide.The.Fucking.iPad

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