Thoughts This Thanksgiving

As children back in the Olde Country play traditional Thanksgiving games like Pelt the Leper or Vicar in a Frock one’s thoughts naturally turn to that frail craft nosing her way, too late in the season, through Atlantic swells as she made for a point on the coast south of New York, north of Jamestown, hoping to find safe harbor. Of course a storm blew them off course – or the captain, eager to be rid of them, headed for the nearest landfall he knew – Cape Cod. It took them the better part of three weeks to come ashore. No, there was no rock.  Ignoring the teeming bluefish in Plymouth bay they complained of the lack of food. During the first winter more than half of them died. At one point only eleven of them were well enough to stand up, trying to care for all the others who were sick.

They were a mixture of the hopelessly dopey and the recklessly brave, wise and ridiculous in about equal measure. Teabaggers avant la lettre, communists who believed all property was held in common, nostalgic for the world as they imagined it used to be, eager to be quit of Leyden so they could keep themselves pure for their Lord’s return, an event they expected to see in their lifetime.

It’s possible, if one ignores the facts, to believe them to have been singled out in England for a special persecution instead of realizing that the whole country was in an uproar since the Reformation, then the counter-, the counter-counter-, and explosive growth under Elizabeth and New Deal of James I of England, VI of Homo. Yes, someone got hanged but their neighbors mostly thought they were crackpots, only good for swindling. And swindled they were every step of the way. Also mocked and ridiculed. And robbed. Beaten up and abandoned.

If one reckons the Mayflower Compact to be the first attempt at what would become a nation’s constitution, it should be remembered that it was drawn up at the insistence of those not of the congregation, those who financed the trip by buying their places, who were not about to see their hopes for the new trading place to be wrecked by the religious fanaticism of the Browninsts who made up only half the passenger list. The first separation of church and state.

In Governor Bradford’s dispassionate account he only allows his emotion to become apparent as he describes Plymouth 20 years after, abandoned, ruined, her church closed, all their effort gone for nothing. He declared the adventure a failure, soon to be forgotten. He longed for that time when he’d been young, when the congregation reckoned it was better to sell what little they had and throw themselves into the void rather than face the prospect of having their children grow up Dutch.

That’s what made them leave: the prospect that their children would be more tolerant, less fanatical, more multi-cultral than they.

They feared the future and knew nothing of the past.

How could they ever have imagined the National Review Online?

10 comments:

5:44 pm • Thursday • November 22, 2012

Might it be more fun in Australia? After all – we got the fundies, they got the criminals.

8:26 pm • Thursday • November 22, 2012

According to my mom I’m ever so distantly related to one of them, Resolved White, though he was just a child at the time and couldn’t possibly have known what great prigs the whole bunch were being.

10:28 pm • Thursday • November 22, 2012

@mellbell: Though Bradford’s book is one of the most boring texts ever put on paper it is so very strange that if one can get through the boredom aspect it’s strangely rewarding. They did everything wrong. Almost all of their plans backfired. But with it all there was a doggedness about them that is finally impressive. They were very different from the Mass Bay Colony which succeeded where they did not.

12:18 am • Friday • November 23, 2012

@Benedick: Have you read The Wordy Shipmates by Sarah Vowell? It’s about the Mass Bay Colony, and fascinating. My favorite revelation from it: when Roger Williams was about to be apprehended by Colony minions and punished in various ways, someone tipped him off and he fled to the wilderness in what was to become Rhode Island. Historians have since discovered that it was John Winthrop (a chief member of the body that voted to punish him) who warned him.

2:08 pm • Friday • November 23, 2012

@lynnlightfoot: They were surprising people. No I haven’t read much about the MBC. I do know that they tried to implement mosaic law and found it unworkable. Surprise. The Plimmoth Colonie had a doomed yearning about it that can teach us still about the limits of certainty and the necessity of doubt..

Fun fact: couple years after Plimmoth was established some Limey playboy bought up the neighboring mountain to establish a republic of free love and buttsecks called Merrymount. Plimmoth was all kinds of disapproving but the new colony didn’t last beyond when the lube gave out. Plimmoth’s first capital case involved man on farmyard animal sex. The man, a boy of 19 with no internet access to MeSoHorny, was hanged as were all of the animals with which he’d copulated. It’s not easy to hang a horse. Hi ho, Silver!

Pop quiz (no google): ‘chowder': the derivation?

2:25 pm • Friday • November 23, 2012

@Benedick: Too fat to think.

3:08 pm • Friday • November 23, 2012

@Benedick: I especially like your “Hi ho, Silver!” Poor things! all of them, but the critters are certainly most deserving of our compassion, and the boy, after all, had no internet access, as you pointed out. {If you have never read anything by Sarah Vowell, do give her work a try. Like you, she comes at topics from surprising places in her well-furnished mind.}

4:00 pm • Friday • November 23, 2012
6:22 pm • Friday • November 23, 2012

Michael Beschloss’s hair color. Is he using Grecian Formula Ronald Reagan?

9:33 pm • Friday • November 23, 2012

@lynnlightfoot: @Benedick: Vowell’s Assassination Vacation was a great read.

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