Excoriation Comes Standard
Our guest colloquists are Ralph Gilles, Senior Vice President of Design at Chrysler, and Donald Trump, a Short-Fingered Vulgarian.
@realdonaldtrump you are full of shit!
— Ralph Gilles (@RalphGilles) November 1, 2012
[Jalopnik, via @pourmecoffee]
Who would want to take bidniz lessons from a guy who caused two (TWO!) Casinos to go bankrupt?
Is that a real reply? Because if it is, I may have to put myself into a Chrysler.
@Beggars Biscuit: As real as Jalopnik and everybody else can confirm.
Ralph updates:
I apologize for my language, but lies are just that, lies. Thanks for the support People.
Hello, Ohio!
@Beggars Biscuit: try a Dodge Dart – based on the Alfa Giulietta – a very sporty little car.
And this is my favorite bit:
“Donald Trump is CEO of some fantasyland where vaccinations cause autism and people think his hair is real. This would already make him an asshole even if he didn’t have a bullshit Twitter account he uses to spread bullshit.”
Two-and-a-half hour wait to give blood tonight. Every drop counts, right?
@mellbell: Not mine. My monogamous, rare blood-type bodily fluids are infected by teh ghey.
@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: That drives me (not to mention the Red Cross) crazy. The FDA needs to cut that shit out.
@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?:
Mine are infected by teh Mad Cow because I spent 6 months in Europe back in the early 1990s.
I wonder if everyone in Europe is forbidden from donating because they spent 6 months in Europe, too?
@Serolf Divad: Typhoid (!) in the mid 80s keeps my universal donor status from being, um, tapped.
@mellbell:
Can you say “Political Third Rail”?
Why is it almost every pic I see of The Donald needs to have a corndog Photoshopped in that pie-hole?
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! Sen. sENEMA has a career ahead of her in giving designer psychedelic enemas to trust-fund…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: She thought three's company. Nope.
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! Gawd hates SIN, specifically Kyrsten SINema.
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! So long, Senatard Glitter-trash. I hope she knows how much everyone H8s her :0)
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! The racist kleptocratic MSM is really gonna have to crank up the bread and circuses now that their…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: Ted Kazinski Sec of Interior Only the DEAD are extreme enough to serve in DONNIE…
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @FlyingChainSaw: Department of Health & Human Services: Charles Manson Defense Secretary:…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: Right, the administration's all star line up: Pres: Trump VP: Ted Kaczynski…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @FlyingChainSaw: Actually, FDLE would be the first to admit it. The state banks on it with 'sue me…
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! I cannot wait for the Republinazi MAGAt trash to DEMAND that $hitler be allowed to be president…