Why Oh Why Can’t I?

nojo
3:05 pm • Friday • October 26, 2012
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ManchuCandidate

3:26 pm • Friday • October 26, 2012

Carrie: Worst Prom Ever.

Pretty Woman: Rich Douchebag hires hooker for crazy weekend and ruins business deal.

Die Hard: Performance Art piece about a man who ruins a Xmas Party.

mellbell

4:17 pm • Friday • October 26, 2012

@ManchuCandidate: Rich, handsome douchebag, thank you very much.

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