The Most Trusted Name in Ovulation-Cycle Political Analysis

“While the campaigns eagerly pursue female voters, there’s something that may raise the chances for both presidential candidates that’s totally out of their control: women’s ovulation cycles.” [CNN]

14 comments:

7:59 pm • Wednesday • October 24, 2012

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

8:42 pm • Wednesday • October 24, 2012

Looks like even CNN realized they’re FOS.

9:14 pm • Wednesday • October 24, 2012

Angel Pagan. What a marvelous name.

9:54 pm • Wednesday • October 24, 2012

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: that’s my response to 99% of what I hear on the news.

“CNN editorial standards”– hahahahahahahaha!!!!

9:58 pm • Wednesday • October 24, 2012

Panda October

10:19 pm • Wednesday • October 24, 2012

It’s only fair to wonder why McCainiac picked Palin in 08. It can’t be because RWers not deep in the closer want to spank it to a GILF for VP. Nothing to explain why the Nalin Palin porno was a, er, hot seller.

Maybe it’s because half term gubbiner is so smart?

10:49 pm • Wednesday • October 24, 2012

@mellbell: if that’s a woman I’d almost have to hit it because of that name …

11:06 pm • Wednesday • October 24, 2012

What happens if you’re on the pill, post-menopausal or don’t ovulate for whatever reason?

Do we go by the phase of the moon?

11:09 pm • Wednesday • October 24, 2012

@mellbell: @ManchuCandidate: Don’t forget the other hawt Gigante player name – Scutaro.

11:12 pm • Wednesday • October 24, 2012

@SanFranLefty:
Scoot was the man in Toronto. Didn’t become a full time player till the Jays made him their short stop.

11:14 pm • Wednesday • October 24, 2012

@ManchuCandidate: Pablo et. al. are helping Scutaro get his groove on. I just don’t want the guys in orange to shoot their wad tonight.

11:16 pm • Wednesday • October 24, 2012

@SanFranLefty: Enjoy. Your guys beat the crap out of the best pitcher in baseball.

2:16 am • Thursday • October 25, 2012

The Management apologizes for the menopause-relief ads, although The Management wonders why the advertiser would buy “ovulation” as a keyword.

11:20 am • Thursday • October 25, 2012

@nojo: If its makes you feel any better, I now have an ad for banking cord blood.

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