Ryan Gives the People What They Want.

But using Ryan’s Marathon Math Converter ™, that would put his actual body fat at a more human 10 to 12 percent.

Six to eight percent is more Auschwitz than it is Armstrong.

Add: what is this “my girlfriend lives in Canada” thing? Is that code for dance belts and chaps and the like?

I’m at 19%, would like to get to 15%. I don’t care that much about my weight. I weigh a lot.

@Beggars Biscuit: Avenue Q. The closeted gay Republican sings this to explain his life.

@Dodgerblue: I weigh a lot. And all of it’s good.

I don’t have a clue what my body fat percentage is, but I do know that when my mother-in-law from the Old County hears I’m coming she starts preparing food for an army. To her, I’m a project.

He looks like Herman Munster in that completely un-retouched photograph.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I’m surprised that this completely un-retouched photo has not been used by the Romney ‘campaign’. As everyone knows, body fat percentage is a direct indicator of moral fortitude. The more steel the buns are the more uncompromising one’s stance vis à vis Muslims. Wide or not.

Is that a Schwarzegger pic? Because that would be totally ironic.

@Beggars Biscuit: Mine hovers around 70 to 80 percent. My toes have double chins.