We Interrupt This Propaganda for a Cultural Misunderstanding
Our guest columnist is Iran’s Fars News Agency.
Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad to Obama
TEHRAN (FNA)- According to the results of a Gallup poll released Monday, the overwhelming majority of rural white Americans said they would rather vote for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than US President Barack Obama.
“I like him better,” said West Virginia resident Dale Swiderski, who, along with 77 percent of rural Caucasian voters, confirmed he would much rather go to a baseball game or have a drink with Ahmadinejad than spend time with Obama.
“He takes national defense seriously, and he’d never let some gay protesters tell him how to run his country like Obama does.”
According to the same Gallup poll, 60 percent of rural whites said they at least respected that Ahmadinejad doesn’t try to hide the fact that he’s Muslim.
By a strange coincidence, the FNA story is almost a word-for-word reprint from America’s Finest News Source.
Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad to Obama [FNA]
Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad To Obama [The Onion]
Apparently FNA found out they’d been had: “Error For Your Request . Not Exist This Story.”