Jeremy Clarkson explains why you’re probably driving a Honda or a Toyota (guessing 1999 or 2000 vintage):
And now Part 2:
9:00 pm • Monday • September 24, 2012
TJ/ President Hottie on teevee, rocking the purple shirt and tie. Yum.
@Tommmcatt: His address at the UN contained this gem:
…there is no speech that justifies mindless violence.
I guess he didn’t watch the Emmys.
@¡Andrew!: ..and thus missed that horrible dress Julianne Moore was wearing.
@Tommmcatt: Claire Danes’ outfit is forever seared into my retinas. The hellish, canary yellow horror.
@¡Andrew!: That color is a curse upon our great nation. More than one of those pinko muslim homosexuals was wearing it.
@Tommmcatt: The men were total disasters this year too, with a range from “coma-inducing boring” to “exploring a second career as a hobo.”
Srsly, who dresses these fuckahs? Money is so wasted on the rich.
Julianna Margulies had me feeling sickened, yet oddly fascinated. I’d call it the Marilyn Manson effect.
Now this is simply superb! Brav. O. (golf claps)
@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: @¡Andrew!: I love you guys. What about that seriously hideous upholstery Lena Dunham was wearing?
@¡Andrew!: it is teh gays, alas! I mourn the greatness of my people.
Was Glen Close trying to look fat? And what of Edie Falco? Just because you can fit into your old prom dress doesn’t mean you should wear it. And poor, poor Lena Dunham. Ther ware no words.
@Mistress Cynica: Did you see Tracy Ulmann? Google it, I dare you.
@¡Andrew!: it needs a lampshade, somehow.
@¡Andrew!: One can buy class, it seems.
And I luuuuuvvve Ginnifer Goodwin’s ensemble. It’s bold, daring even. Yet also tasteful, while maintaining the mystery (is she holding a purse or a taser?).
And did you get a load of Sofia Vergara? I’d switch. Only if she wore that dress the whole time though.
@Mistress Cynica: I couldn’t look past the expression on her face–a solemn mix of MJ and pinot grigio.*
*AKA Tuesday night at my house.
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