Who Won WWII?

Jeremy Clarkson explains why you’re probably driving a Honda or a Toyota (guessing 1999 or 2000 vintage):

And now Part 2:

16 comments:

12:01 pm • Tuesday • September 25, 2012

TJ/ President Hottie on teevee, rocking the purple shirt and tie. Yum.

12:34 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

@Tommmcatt: His address at the UN contained this gem:

…there is no speech that justifies mindless violence.

I guess he didn’t watch the Emmys.

12:38 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

@¡Andrew!: ..and thus missed that horrible dress Julianne Moore was wearing.

12:40 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

@Tommmcatt: Claire Danes’ outfit is forever seared into my retinas. The hellish, canary yellow horror.

12:44 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

@¡Andrew!: That color is a curse upon our great nation. More than one of those pinko muslim homosexuals was wearing it.

12:54 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

@Tommmcatt: The men were total disasters this year too, with a range from “coma-inducing boring” to “exploring a second career as a hobo.”

Srsly, who dresses these fuckahs? Money is so wasted on the rich.

12:59 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

Julianna Margulies had me feeling sickened, yet oddly fascinated. I’d call it the Marilyn Manson effect.

1:01 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

Now this is simply superb! Brav. O. (golf claps)

1:09 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: @¡Andrew!: I love you guys. What about that seriously hideous upholstery Lena Dunham was wearing?

1:12 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

@¡Andrew!: it is teh gays, alas! I mourn the greatness of my people.

Was Glen Close trying to look fat? And what of Edie Falco? Just because you can fit into your old prom dress doesn’t mean you should wear it. And poor, poor Lena Dunham. Ther ware no words.

1:13 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

@Mistress Cynica: Did you see Tracy Ulmann? Google it, I dare you.

1:15 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

@¡Andrew!: it needs a lampshade, somehow.

1:16 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

@¡Andrew!: One can buy class, it seems.

1:21 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

And I luuuuuvvve Ginnifer Goodwin’s ensemble. It’s bold, daring even. Yet also tasteful, while maintaining the mystery (is she holding a purse or a taser?).

1:25 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

And did you get a load of Sofia Vergara? I’d switch. Only if she wore that dress the whole time though.

1:28 am • Wednesday • September 26, 2012

@Mistress Cynica: I couldn’t look past the expression on her face–a solemn mix of MJ and pinot grigio.*

*AKA Tuesday night at my house.

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