Life, Liberty, and The Pursuit of Bunny Rabbits
Title: “Government Bullies: How Everyday Americans Are Being Harassed, Abused, and Imprisoned by the Feds”
Author: Rand Paul; foreword by Ron Paul
Rank: 21
First Three Sentences of Blurb: “Government regulations are out of control. They dictate how much water goes into your commode, and how much water comes out of your showerhead. They determine how hot the water needs to be in your washing machine, and how many miles to the gallon your car must achieve.”
Fourth Sentence of Blurb: ”Since the Patriot Act, your banking records, your gun registration, and your phone bill are easily accessible by government snoops.”
Fifth and Sixth Sentences of Blurb: “Mothers are arrested for buying raw milk. Families are fined for selling bunny rabbits without a license.”
Reviews Mentioning Patriot Act: 1
Reviews Mentioning Milk: 1
Reviews Mentioning Bunny Rabbits: 0
Review: “I think you have a long way to go to reach your father’s level of intellect, vision and clarity.”
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Footnote: BuzzFeed should do a gallery of wingnut book covers featuring authors with folded arms.
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How did they find someone dumber than Rand Paul to write this book for him?