But Paul Ryan is Totally a Situation Dude
“I’m kind of a Snooki fan. Look how tiny she’s gotten. She’s lost weight. She’s energetic. Just her spark-plug personality is kind of fun.” —Mitt Romney, making his case for why Americans should despise him forever. [WaPo, via Political Wire]






Mittens is on a roll. Is Snooki his campaign manager? Because it looks like about that level of intelligence and competence.