Well that wasn’t scripted at all. Extemporaneous, and from the heart, truly. I would trust him with my daughter’s health care decisions.
“The mistake I made was in the words I said, not in the heart I hold …”
To quote Tom Lehrer … “ICCCHHH”
Akin’s staying in, which locks down the third thing everyone will be hounding Mitt about this fall.
@nojo: Could I just say thank you, Rep. Akin, on behalf of Democrats everywhere.
@Mistress Cynica: They don’t even get the advantage of a last-word convention like last time. They’ll blow their wad next week, and then Demrats will suck all the air out of the room.
And the two-week Paul Ryan rollout? Gangbusters!
@Mistress Cynica: It’s such a perfect lead-in to the Republican platform announcing their demand for a total ban on all abortions.
“Shit, Todd, now you did it. We were hoping we could slip this past like we did in 2000, 2004 and 2008.”
@Mistress Cynica: Yep. Akin Crisis Management, keep on rockin’ in the free world.
Would it be in bad taste to advocate raping Akin, like by hundreds of animals and guys to see if he really can actually discriminate between legitimate rape and whatever the fuck he thinks he is talking about?
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