The Failures of Joe Biden
- Failed to shoot a lawyer in the face.
- Failed to say we would be “greeted as liberators” in Iraq.
- Failed to tell Mitch McConnell to “Go Fuck Yourself” on the floor of the Senate.
- Failed to lie us into a war.
- Failed to organize secret torture.
- Failed to switch states at the last minute to qualify for office.
- Failed to previously run a company that benefited from war contracts.
- Failed to choose himself.
- Failed to make high-ranking generals suffocate with a flip of his hand.
- Failed to misspell “Potato”.
White House says Obama will stick with Biden as running mate [The Hill]
Obamer/Vader 2012!
Speaking of current and running veeps, Mittens’ folks might have dead dunked some of Ryan’s folks.
@ManchuCandidate: There is a special place in my heart for Darth Maul.
@JNOV: I think sixth lords are discriminated against due to their unconventional religious beliefs.
@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: And their appearance. They’re just not cute enough.
ETA: Yes, Yoda is cute.
TJ/ Army Suicides Doubled Last Month
ETA: When I was in the Navy (’88-’94) we had more than four suicides per month at my base alone. Lies, Damn Lies and the Military.
@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: I might just have some MJ in my system as well, just not at the moment, although it could be in my body fat. Shit.
@JNOV:
Deah dunking, eh? It’s not fair for ancestors to be punished for their descendent’s misdeeds. I picture Mormon heaven as being a gentile free Utah or Southern Idaho: a very dry, patriarch ruled desert indeed.
@Jesuswalksinidaho: +1
Also, they still gather names of folks whose descendents are not Mormon converts. TSCC claim that they do not is a big fucking fat lie. And they recycle names to keep the ever-more-empty temples squeaking.
Pay. Pray. Obey.
When I passed through UT (GO GREYHOUND — really, don’t), I had never seen so many grain silos and cereal processing plants and banks of Zion in my life. (Never seeing Zion banks before makes sense, though.)
I have nothing against food storage in general, but in many ways, it is a doomsday cult ruled by rich men who exploit their own, especially women. And to think it was once a quasi-socialist society when BY took over. And then the sex thing, but we won’t mention that.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! Sen. sENEMA has a career ahead of her in giving designer psychedelic enemas to trust-fund…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: She thought three's company. Nope.
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! Gawd hates SIN, specifically Kyrsten SINema.
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! So long, Senatard Glitter-trash. I hope she knows how much everyone H8s her :0)
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! The racist kleptocratic MSM is really gonna have to crank up the bread and circuses now that their…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: Ted Kazinski Sec of Interior Only the DEAD are extreme enough to serve in DONNIE…
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @FlyingChainSaw: Department of Health & Human Services: Charles Manson Defense Secretary:…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: Right, the administration's all star line up: Pres: Trump VP: Ted Kaczynski…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @FlyingChainSaw: Actually, FDLE would be the first to admit it. The state banks on it with 'sue me…
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! I cannot wait for the Republinazi MAGAt trash to DEMAND that $hitler be allowed to be president…