The Failures of Joe Biden

- Failed to shoot a lawyer in the face.
- Failed to say we would be “greeted as liberators” in Iraq.
- Failed to tell Mitch McConnell to “Go Fuck Yourself” on the floor of the Senate.
- Failed to lie us into a war.
- Failed to organize secret torture.
- Failed to switch states at the last minute to qualify for office.
- Failed to previously run a company that benefited from war contracts.
- Failed to choose himself.
- Failed to make high-ranking generals suffocate with a flip of his hand.
- Failed to misspell “Potato”.
nojo
7:00 am • Friday • August 17, 2012
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Obamer/Vader 2012!