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“Police in China’s Zhejiang province were searching for a man’s penis after he reported that it had been stolen while he was sleeping. ‘I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing,’ said the man.” [Harper's, via @JC_Christian]

nojo
4:42 pm • Wednesday • August 8, 2012
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ManchuCandidate

5:31 pm • Wednesday • August 8, 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Dodgerblue

5:50 pm • Wednesday • August 8, 2012

Great alt-text.

IanJ

7:15 pm • Wednesday • August 8, 2012

@ManchuCandidate: Great minds think alike.

Targa

11:12 am • Thursday • August 9, 2012

‘I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing,’ said the man.”

… nor did his wife.

RIMSHOT!

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