Up From The Table Came a Bubblin’ Crude
The fine people of the Shell oil company held a private reception at the Space Needle to celebrate the voyage of two new Arctic rigs. As part of the festivities, a mini-rig was designed to pour generous libations for the guests.
At which point a Just and Merciful God decided to fuck with them.
[via Daring Fireball]
This smelled kinda like oil-soaked fish to us (and a lot of the internet), so I called Shell, and a spokesperson told me in no uncertain terms “I can confirm that this was not a Shell event.”
Grist’s guess: The Yes Men are back, baby!