We Read Our Romney Birther Post So Orly Doesn’t Have To

Our favorite Dentist/Lawyer/Candidate/World’s Leading Obama Eligibility Challenger asks her readers to crowdsource some incoming Google Alerts:

“I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO READ THESE ARTICLE, BUT IF SOMEONE READS THEM, PLEASE, CHECK, IF THERE IS ANY INFORMATION THERE, THAT CAN BE USED IN SUBPOENAS”

Happy to oblige! Let’s see, something about Georgia, something about Alabama, something about Talibunny’s upcoming CPAC speech… Wait, what’s this?

Stinque » Birther Cagematch!
By nojo
… never to return. But then we’d have to investigate whether George held dual citizenship as a child, and our amusement ends when effort begins. But not to worry. We’re sure we’ll rekindle our amusement when Orly Taitz picks up the scent. …

Ah. Well, Orly, the short version is that Mitt’s dad George Romney was born in Mexico, and we’re not sure whether the family’s claim to American citizenship would hold up under the kind of close scrutiny you’re famous for. We’d be happy to vouch for our authorship of the post under oath, if only because we’d be more than happy to receive a subpoena from you. It’s something we would treasure, next to our Nixon’s the One button and can of Billy Beer.

Of course, we had hoped that you would take the initiative to investigate Mitt, not throw it back to us. So when this shows up in your next Google Dump, we’re including a video of floating weightless kitties, just to make the return visit worthwhile.

[video via WaPo]