Adulterers for Newt
Our guest columnist is Noel Biderman, founder of an adultry-friendly dating website, who has purchased a billboard in Bucks County, Pennsylvania.
Now that Newt is the leading contender in the race for the GOP nomination, we felt compelled to make a point to illustrate how times have changed when a serial divorcee/adulterer is capturing the hearts of the American people.
Gingrich proves that marital fidelity has no bearing on someone’s ability to do a job. Rather than judge him, Americans have finally embraced the reality that affairs are commonplace, and perhaps paradoxically, might be an indication of great leadership to come. He is not the first nor last politician who will step outside of their marriage.
Adultery club “endorses” Gingrich [Morning Call, via ThinkProgress]
You would think that Adult Friend Finder. com would have been a more appropriate website based on Newt’s love of the BJ.
@ManchuCandidate: We could put a profile together for him on Manhunt and see if anyone bites.
I have to take off my assless chaps and lie down. Question is: do I remove my jock? My moral compass is adrift and the pugs are snoring.
Pestorking is so problematic.
@Benedick: How cold is the room?
@Benedick: Hm. Shrinkage is a distinct possibility. I’d keep the jock but roll over.
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