Skymageddon!
“The shutdown of the Federal Aviation Administration that will occur Friday night if Congress does not reach a deal to extend its authorization would result in the ‘immediate furlough’ of 4,000 workers, bring a halt to $2.5 billion in airport construction projects, and cost the government about $200 million a week in lost airline ticket taxes, Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood said on a conference call Thursday.” [ThinkProgress]
And your point would be?
Okay, how stupid is this?
Debt Limit = Arbitrary
Raising the Debt Limit = Done as Often as Taking a Poo
Crisis = Artificial and Counterproductive
Run out to the freeway if you want to play chicken, you Repubican greaseballs. Particularly you, Cantor- stab backs and poison scotch on your own time. And speaking of Cantor, that unethical fuck, here’s where his “Tea Party Principles” are coming from.
God I hate them.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I so want to hate fuck Eric Cantor.
@Benedick HRH KFC: YEAH! I’d make him wear his glasses the whole time too.
@Benedick HRH KFC: His face looks oddly plastic or something. Rubbery, maybe. Mask like.
What’s a hate fuck?
Oh. Yeah. I think I know what that is.
@JNOV: It’s when you do somebody because of their inherent sexyness despite the fact you hate them. Usually both of you are trying to make the other one hurt somehow, and as as a result…awesome.
@JNOV: Princess, darling, skip about where apple blossoms fall on you as you make your way to Mugworts. Kisses.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I would so make him beg for it. My big juicy throbbing… Like a little bitch hungry for his daddy. Then spread him out the way he took the Koch Bros. Only I’d use lube. Cos I’m a romantic.
@Benedick HRH KFC: Hogwarts?
(Oh, GOD! I wish I’d left when you told me to go!)
@Benedick HRH KFC: This is a Republican Platform I could get behind.
From a friend’s FB feed: “I’m starting to think that Eric Cantor is some kind of Manchurian Candidate.”
So we can’t fly to Sandy Eggo. Big deal.
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