Emphasis on “Ex” Girlfriend
I think we can safely predict who is not getting laid tonight, or for a long time in the future.
A New Mexico judge yesterday ordered Greg Fultz, 35, to immediately take down a billboard on a main street in Alamogordo that implies his ex-girlfriend had an abortion. The woman sought a protective order to remove the billboard, which shows Fultz holding the outline of an infant. The text reads, “This Would Have Been A Picture Of My 2-Month Old Baby If The Mother Had Decided To Not KILL Our Child!”
Holding aside his abuse of the English language, Fultz’s ex-girlfriend has taken him to court for harassment and violation of privacy. Her attorney told reporters it was irrelevant whether or not her client had ever been pregnant.
Chuh! As if anyone would want to procreate with that douchnozzle.
Rather than acknowledge that waste of carbon, I would like to discuss the latest in holy-hell-our-FLOTUS-is-smoking fashion (which I presume is acceptable, or even welcome, to some of you). As those of you on the Book of Faces know, I have a stripey black-and-white dress, but I bow before Shelly’s version, which is stunning. Also, she’s been rocking some chic and flattering looks in South Africa. I feel kind of guilty saying this because I know that African-American women have to do horrendous things to their hair if they want to make it straight or loosely curled, but I really love when she wears it like she does in the pic with the green top and leather jacket.