Title: “America by Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith, and Flag”

Author: Sarah Palin

Rank: 8

Blurb: “Ranging widely over American history, culture, and current affairs, Governor Palin reflects on the key values that have been such an essential part of her own life and that continue to inform her vision of America’s future.”

Review: “I thought this was going to be a book of virtue and faith. Instead it was a book in which Sarah Palin puts down anybody and everybody who does not agree with her philosophies and beliefs.”

Customers Also Bought: “Barbara Bush: A Memoir,” by Barbara Bush

Footnote: Mama Rose Grizzly scores a difficult Triple Whore Score with a photo of Trig, Tripp and Bristol on the Amazon page.

America by Heart [Amazon]

Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon kickback link]

Me and flippin’ eck about 3 beers in at my favorite watering hole:

Cookie Monster announced this week that he would like to host SNL.

Which is a, um, monster inside joke, because the Muppets were on SNL from the very first episode.

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Above: This morning’s headline on the Fox Nation website.

Below: The updated story, after readers took it seriously. Enjoy the comments!

Frustrated Obama Sends Nation Rambling 75,000-Word E-Mail [Fox]

FoxNation.com Reposts Anti-Obama Article From The Onion, Doesn’t Mention It’s A Joke [Mediaite]

Update: Fox gives up, yanks the post. Spoilsports!

We think WorldNetDaily has something personally important to reveal to us, but we can’t for the life of us imagine what.

Are Americans playing around with the end of civilization? [WND]

Our guest columnist spent Thanksgiving roasting a turkey:

My fellow Americans in all 57 states, the time has changed for come. With our country founded more than 20 centuries ago, we have much to celebrate – from the FBI’s 100 days to the reforms that bring greater inefficiencies to our health care system. We know that countries like Europe are willing to stand with us in our fight to halt the rise of privacy, and Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. And let’s face it, everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma and they end up taking up a hospital bed. It costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early, and they got some treatment, and ah, a breathalyzer, or an inhalator. I mean, not a breathalyzer, ah, I don’t know what the term is in Austrian for that…

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• Babies make excellent hostages.
• Don’t feel guilty. Other shoppers don’t feel pain.
• Take the oldest car you can. When fighting for the last parking space, the other driver will have more to lose.

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