Mental Images of Rahm Emanuel We Could Live Without

Ooh.

See now, this is politics you can get your hand around.

Any word if Johnny was in the showers too? No no!!!! I forgot. He is dead to me. I wouldn’t care now if he begged. I can be strong.

do we know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man? of course we do!

i’m telling you rahm has teh crazee eye. just look at him.

that is a stunning visual though noje. naked man screaming at another naked man in the WHITE HOUSE gym.
bonus: POKING HIM while naked.
extra extra bonus: naked poker is chief of staff

@Benedick be Jackpot:
good morning darling. your comment brings to mind a great book title..
“if you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?”

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/03/08/2010-03-08_departing_rep_eric_massa_goes_down_swinging__at_his_fellow_democrats.html

MASSA RETURNS FIRE, calls rahm “devil’s spawn” among other fun things.

@baked: Jesus. He thinks Rahm is bad he should stay away from Ari. If DC is Hollywood for ugly people it’s also Hollywood for sissies. CAA would have had the health care bill through in about a week. Plus they’d have made sure John Boehner never worked again.

@baked: That’s very funny.

@baked: “Son of the devil’s spawn”, which required a few sips on my vodka martini to figure out exactly who Rahm’s granddaddy was.

I think this is Massa’s way of saying he enjoys seeing naked men and their “tushes” in the gym, not to mention getting poked by them. I hear that these confessions take awhile to come out.

@Benedick be Jackpot:
yeah, i wouldn’t want to tangle with ari. what a typical israeli/american family. bunch of doctors, agents (i think ari is a lawyer), and a comedian.

@Nabisco: but of course! if ever there was a moment in time for massa to come out…it’s now!
i could not find any info on the grandaddy. soooo what do you think?
bergen belsen?

@baked:
howz Dexter progressing?

this is funny. I ran across this. werent we talking about this?

America’s Patel Motels
By Chhavi Dublish in Connecticut

Drop by at a highway motel in the US and in most cases, behind the reception you will find a distinctly Indian presence.

The “Patel motel” phenomenon, as it is popularly known, has made a major impact on the American hospitality industry.

As many as 60% of mid-sized motels and hotel properties, all over the US, are owned by the people of Indian origin.

Link

Did Massa* get poked by the short finger or a long finger?

I think Rahm’s hot in an inexplicable sort of way, so I am enjoying the mental image.

*How do you pronounce Massa? As I avoid the teevee, I don’t know how to say it. I keep reading it as if it’s master, as pronounced by a slave in Song of the South. /Like Capt Howdy, referencing something from yesterday.

@SanFranLefty:
this is how i know he’s crazy. i’m inexplicably drawn to crazy men.
yep. HOTT.

here’s an image lefty:
i’m gonna guess it takes a really BIG man to poke naked.

@SanFranLefty:
on tweevee they pronounce it just like the slave.

@Capt Howdy: As Leftie said the other day (about Wilkes-Barre?), my experience with rural motels in Texas was all subcontinental, all the time. My favorite stopovers in the Panhandle were all Patel run joints. One time I stumbled into a late check-in and the curry pot in the back room smelled fantastic.

personally I like Rahm. stab them in their sleep works for me.
and triping around leftie blogs the last couple of weeks his contempt for them is wearing off on me.

I think Massa should shut the fuck up and go away.

@Nabisco:
I didnt realize it had a name.

it was fun to see Ken Starr on the tube last night slamming Liz and friends.
and I do mean slamming them.

Speaking of images you’d rather not see, I’m wearing a suit & tie today, heading off for an all-day meeting where I’ll be fighting to get oxygen to my brain. That “thump” you may hear around 3:30 Pacific Time will be my head hitting the table. TTYL.

@baked: LBJ used to have people meet with him while he took a dump. I understand that he also favored confrontations with MOCs and others while nude or only in a towel.

Dude was a player in Congress from WWII to the last days of the French in Vietnam when he wrestled his way onto to the Kennedy ticket, so he knew how to bring the hammer down pokin’ people inna chest and yellin’ at them, but he was also a master of rules and procedure. The legislation he got through Congress transformed the nation. Imagine Medicare or the Civil Rights Act or the Voting Rights Act if it had been passed by the current bunch of weenies. LBJ made some compromises, but the bills were so strong they are still hated by the right.

Also, JFK (it’s almost 50 years since Dallas, btw) skinny dipped with senior staff as well as various female guests, as you know.

@Capt Howdy, et al.: That’s also why a lot of motels have that “American owned” shit on their sign. It means “white people”.

@baked: Hollywood agents are all lawyers because of complex contracts for movies. In the theatre you need no qualifications whatsoever, contracts are written on toilet paper. Ari was trained by my agent who gave him his first job. My agent is a doll but DO NOT CROSS HIS CLIENTS.

@SanFranLefty: Rahm is the epitome of jew hot. That’s one of the hottest hots there is. As I know from personal experience.

I am flying to Vienna today. The dachshund already found my passport and took it to his secret place.

@baked: I went searching on the tubez for a picture of Rahm in tights and came across this blurb – can’t tell if it’s really him striking a pose or not.

And the blurb included this quote from Sen. Lindsey “I’m not Gay” Graham:

“He’s honest, direct, and candid. And as many of my colleagues who’ve been humiliated and physically assaulted during a closed door meeting will attest, he’s tough. Don’t be fooled by that ballet crap – if you’ve ever seen Rahm in leotards, you don’t have to strain too hard to see he’s got a set of balls.”

“Though a word of caution: If you find yourself alone in his office and suddenly you hear the first stirrings of Swan Lake, I strongly recommend you protect your privates,” Graham continued, an impish grin spreading across his face. “You can be on the other side of the room and in one graceful leap he’s on you like a cross between Baryshnikov and Bruce Lee. Expect a swift, classically executed kick in the crotch. You’ll be stunned, doubled over and dry heaving…but three minutes later you’re marveling at the speed and exquisite precision of his footwork.”

Monkeys Flinging Poo: Florida Gov. Charlie Crist (R) accused rival Marco Rubio (R) of getting his back waxed in an interview on Fox News last night.

Said Crist: “Because he’s trying to pawn himself off as a fiscal conservative. And yet just in recent weeks, two weeks ago it has come out in news accounts he had a Republican Party of Florida credit card that he charged $130 haircut, or maybe it was a back wax — we are not sure what all he got at that place.”

Read more: http://politicalwire.com/archives/2010/03/09/rubios_grooming_becomes_a_campaign_issue.html#ixzz0hgxUh5Yc

@redmanlaw:
meh, if it was a bikini wax he would have a story.

@redmanlaw: Alleged manscaping as political smear? Genius, Charlie.

@Benedick be Jackpot:
be safe and don’t look any flight attendants in the eye, they’re trained pit bulls, have you noticed? and stay in touch. i worry.

@redmanlaw:
HA yes, i remember hearing that about LBJ…i’m sure he did a fair amount of a pokin. having lived in israel for 8 months i can report directly they are pokers.
george carlin had a bit were he talked about all the people who say they hate nyc. these are the same people, he says, that have never been there and would be eaten alive in 10 minutes if they showed up.
israel? 10 seconds.

@Capt Howdy:
works for me too. what? i was in jerusalem too long?

@SanFranLefty:
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING…brilliant!!!!

If there was ever a reason to want the HCR bill to pass, seeing Rush Limbaugh fulfill his promise to leave the country if it happens is it.

@redmanlaw:
monkeys flinging poo aren’t this funny.
maybe someone will explain this to me.
the ratbastard is of the hairy variety and i regularly throw some nair on it, wait 10 minutes then throw him in the shower. i get 3 to 4 manscapes per tube @ $1.50 per grooming.
why do all the spas charge minimally $60.00 for this service?
maybe because he doesn’t take them out for dinner and a movie first?

@redmanlaw: Crist would know something about manscaping…
@Benedick be Jackpot: Bon voyage – how long will you be in van Trapp land?

I guess the news of ALW’s sequel to Phantom hadn’t broken when noje went to bed. I thought for sure he’d lead with that. This, however, is pretty awesome and almost as gay.

@SanFranLefty: Priceless!

@Benedick be Jackpot: Have they peed on your suitcases yet? That’s how the kittehs make their displeasure at being left known. It does effectively deter luggage thieves, so that’s nice.Have a safe trip and a lovely time!

@SanFranLefty: People in glass closets shouldn’t throw Prada shoes at others.

@Mistress Cynica:
this is officially the very first time i laughed out loud, choked and gagged from glee since sergio died. thanks you guys.

@SanFranLefty: Just 3 days then I’m on to Prague and London. This has nothing to do with ALW’s sequel. I do want to stress that. Because I don’t want rumors starting. That would be wrong.

@Mistress Cynica: We had a dachshund who used to sit in the case as you tried to pack. And I don’t think anything could be quite as gay as a sequel to Phantom. I should think that noje spent the morning trying to book tickets. And we love him for it.

@baked: Kisses.

@Benedick be Jackpot: I’m going to update Fans of Camoflage Duct Tape with something for the traveler.

@Mistress Cynica: My god…that news makes me want to crawl back into bed, hide under the covers, and bring a bottle of something strong with me. Is that the seventh seal I hear opening?

@Benedick be Jackpot:

I’m here for you. Remember, he can only hurt you if you let him.

@Tommmcatt Say Relax:

or if you pay him

@Tommmcatt Say Relax:
I just saw the changed the name of Rapunzel to Tangled.

sounds like a Sharon Stone movie.

@Capt Howdy:

We are all fucking appalled. They are trying to make it skew more boy. WTF? If you want it to skew more boy DON’T DO A MOVIE ABOUT A PRINCESS. Why they will not simply sell the product on it’s actual merit is beyond me. We’ll be dying princess dresses brown and calling them “prince frocks” next.

Sell the product you have, not the product you think it should be to sell. That is market positioning advice, provided to you gratis from me.

@Tommmcatt Say Relax:

funny

@Tommmcatt Say Relax:

Scientist 1: “Why would anyone want a pill that makes them blind?”

Scientist 2: “That’s Marketing’s problem.”

-The Simpsons

@Tommmcatt Say Relax: Maybe they should go more Into the Woods. Gorgeous sets and cozzies, lots of songs plus Bernadette Peters. I honestly don’t see how anything could skew more boy than that.