The Retard Index
Number of words used by Sarah Palin’s ghostwriter on her Facebook page to denounce Rahm Emanuel for saying “fucking retarded” in a private meeting: 390
Number of words used by Sarah Palin’s spokesbot in an email to denounce Rush Limbaugh for repeatedly saying “retards” to his audience of millions: 15





8:47 pm • Thursday • February 4, 2010
I spent years seriously trying to determine if my fellow Duh-meriKKKans are retarded or crazy.
*SPOILER ALERT*
It’s both.