Bare Arms

I think Michelle Obama has the bare arms dep’t covered (no pun intended) except that she would do well to take my suggestions and wrap them around Elizabeth Kucinich and eat her face for a few hours on ESPN.

http://www.clevelandpeople.com/images/events/02-07-08-irish-walks/elizabeth-kucinich.jpg

@FlyingChainSaw: I was going to reference Ms. Obama’s bare arms, but I decided to see how many comments it would take for it to emerge. Not many.

@blogenfreude: Do you know someone at ESPN? This is a killer concept. They could run this three times a day forever and still pin down huge crowds paying $25 pay-per-view fees.

Well, I just happen to think this is relevant. I left the TV on and went to the shed for my cigars, and went back in, and local Fox New York’s weatherchick was on, and, well, I think this is fashion news, and boob news, as well; she may have been trying to graphically illustrate how cold it was going to get tonight, with her two enormous rock-hard nipples perkily showing through her, I don’t know what it was, but I have seen strippers wear them. I am trying to find the link to the video, I shall return.

For some reason, the website is not working for me, there is a video of the forecast I saw on the Fox 5 New York website, but I cannot make it work. Its fucking epic.

@Promnight: If they really cared about ratings they’d have a panty line sequence, too, during their evening news casts.

Orly really doesn’t like black people, does she?

@ManchuCandidate: I believe she’s lost her shit.

@blogenfreude: She’d do well to upgrade her brand of glue.

@blogenfreude: I’m waiting for Orly or another nutter to say that the Nigerian bomber dude is Barry’s half-brother from the madrassa. Because all those Africans are related, right?

ADD: was it Talibunny who thought Africa was a country?

@Promnight: Purple dress? Dagmars?

I’ve downloaded the video, and while it’s detectable if you look for it, it doesn’t quite jump out at you at streaming resolution.

Oh, and if it’s Fox 5 NY, I believe I’m supposed to add, Don’t fuck that chicken!

What is the real intention of this Kenyan, Indonesian communist usurper?

Wait… so now he’s Kenyan and Indonesian? How does that work exactly?

No one brings the krayzee like the Right wing brings the krayzee.

orly has been my fave story this year. she has given me hours of entertainment elevating wingnut to a new dimension.
may she rave on to amuse us. i eagerly await her next court appearance/motion.

@Serolf Divad: Orly obviously hasn’t been reading my posts. I’ll have to send her something directly.

@nojo: Yes! The purple dress! I was wondering if the effect would be there on the small screen, but on a 32 inch high def, oh, things stood out all right. Wow-wwweee-wow-wow-wow.

@Prommie: Not that I’m any sort of authority on these things, but it appears that weather reader has some aftermarket accessories.

@Prommie: If she insists on doing the broadcast clothed you can never be sure the TOs are pasties and that they’re required in her contract. This is a Fox channel, right?

@FlyingChainSaw: Indeed. She made the mistake a young Nabisco made in college, cheap paint thinner. Fortunately I was steeled enough to turn it into a learning experience, and used my organic chemistry kit to diagram out toluene for extra credit in a course I was otherwise destined to fail. THC was too complicated, and time was an issue.