Comments on: Good Luck With That

By: Nabisco

Nabisco — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:28:44 +0000

@FlyingChainSaw: Peace Corps in Guatepeor, 80ish, I learned not to pick up corncobs from the beach even if I absolutely needed to heave something into the ocean and there was no driftwood. Toilet paper was kept in reserve (for rolling papers, in my case). Thanks for letting me share!

By: Pedonator

Pedonator — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:54:32 +0000

@redmanlaw: That is just wrong.

By: redmanlaw

redmanlaw — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:06:33 +0000

@Pedonator: Metal god Rob Halford goes all Christmas on us "Heavy metal god. Gay hard rock legend. Christmas caroler? "One of these doesn’t seem to fit, but Rob Halford can go three for three comfortably. When he’s not doing the Judas Priest bit, he’s headbanging with his other band, Halford. This year, they pulled off a surprise Christmas album that works in mysterious ways. Winter Songs may not be a perfect holiday album, but it has heart." Eeek!

By: Capt Howdy

Capt Howdy — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:00:11 +0000

finally. something good I can do. I always use the recycled stuff. never partial to the extremely fluffy stuff.

perhaps that will counter balance the fact that I ripped the guts out of my water saver shower head.

By: Prommie

Prommie — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:53:57 +0000

@FlyingChainSaw: No, no, not dry it in the sun, it will be tough and then will rot. You have to tan it. The low tech way is to soak it in piss.

By: FlyingChainSaw

FlyingChainSaw — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:31:03 +0000

@Pedonator: Excellent start. So, do we favor going cannibal?

By: FlyingChainSaw

FlyingChainSaw — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:29:58 +0000

@Pedonator: The survivors are going to have to learn to make their own clothes from natural resources. Kill a deer, skin it, dry it in the sun, clean it and wrap it around your naked butt.

By: Pedonator

Pedonator — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:24:06 +0000

@redmanlaw: Exactly. Though I was thinking more along the lines of Mad Max.

By: redmanlaw

redmanlaw — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:16:12 +0000

@Pedonator: Get into leather, preferably bedazzled with lots of spiky studs and grommets: So we'll be looking like Rob Halford of Judas Priest?

By: Pedonator

Pedonator — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:56:05 +0000

Bullet points for the Stinque Guide to Surviving Cannibal Anarchy:

* If possible, become a cannibal

(…the rest of the bullet points assume you FAILED to become a cannibal…)

* Hoard weapons

* Hoard food

* Hoard water

* Hoard anything you think might possibly be useful to your neighbors, like batteries, liquor and cigarettes

* Outfit your vehicle with steel plate, leaving only a few eye-slits for observation and/or shooting opportunities

* Get into leather, preferably bedazzled with lots of spiky studs and grommets

* Kick ass, don’t take names and don’t let anyone fuck with your garden

* Especially the bunnies and deers; they are food, after all