Tiger is So Screwed

1207_barbro_mikael_sjoberg_ex_2Turns out his mother-in-law is a big-shot politician in Sweden.  This will not be pretty:

TMZ has learned Tiger Woods‘ mother-in-law — a prominent Swedish politician named Barbro Holmberg — wasn’t at Tiger’s house during the Thanksgiving incident … in fact, she just arrived in the States last Friday.

Hide all the sharp objects … and the golf clubs.

One of Tiger’s neighbors told the Florida Highway Patrol both Elin’s mom and Tiger’s mom were at the crash scene. But we just spoke to Barbro’s press secretary — Eva Malmborg — who confirms Barbro wasn’t in the U.S. when it all hit the fan more than a week ago. A U.S. law enforcement source says she landed last Friday.

Interesting fact – did you know Elin Nordegren Woods has an identical twin sister? Wow ….

Tiger’s Mother-in-Law Has Landed [TMZ]

35 comments:

4:37 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

Once we’re done with our musical, I think we have our opera.

4:41 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

she looks hungry in that picture.

4:43 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

TJ: This may come as a shock to you, but it seems GW fucked up the Civil Rights Division at DOJ.

5:11 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

Barbro Holmberg told the AP: “So much the fucking he wants, maybe I go and fuck this dirty little guy to death, I fuck him so hard!”

5:18 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

more news from the seamy underbelly of Family Ties:

Brian Bonsall — who played Andy on “Family Ties” — was arrested for allegedly hitting his best friend in the face with a bar stool … at which point cops realized Bonsall was also wanted for another crime.

5:29 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

and, just when you thought Avatar could not get any more unintentionally humorous

5:36 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Capt Howdy:
Yeah, cause SF fanboys LOVES Celine clones.

5:37 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@ManchuCandidate:
they do!?

5:38 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Capt Howdy: zzzzzzzz. Huh? Whuh? Oh, sorry. I fell asleep listening to that (alleged) song.

5:42 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Jamie Sommers:
werent you the Dexter fan?
are you psyched for the finale?

maybe that was romegirl
senility is a bitch.

5:42 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

Jeebus.

It doesn’t matter how big his dick is or how fat his wallet or how much fame he has or the number of tournaments he’s won.

Karma is a bitch.

5:43 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Capt Howdy: I have no reason to wish ill upon Avatar, but I just can’t help it.

5:45 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@nojo:
I keep thinking there must be something we are not seeing. what, exactly, made it the most expensive movie ever made?

I feel the same. it could be a epic crash and burn.

5:46 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Capt Howdy:
SF’s answer to Heaven’s Gate?

5:50 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@ManchuCandidate:
to be fair, I remember a lot of the same stuff being said about Titanic when it was in production.
but then, Titanic didnt have big blue thundercats.

6:08 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009
6:22 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@blogenfreude:
despair wear
great

6:25 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Capt Howdy: At heart, Titanic had a grokkable love story driving it. And millions of teen girls.

And maybe the folks cutting the Avatar trailers are missing the pitch. But so far, I don’t see a movie there.

6:29 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@nojo:
he may be shooting for teen boys this time. or rather latent teen boys. that big blue mostly naked guy is very sexy. in a sort of thundercat way.

I’ll take him on this sofa for Xmas.

but maybe big blue girl is just as sexy. couldnt say.

6:30 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

Not more of this. Who cares. Sport man fucks wimminz. World is shocked. Plus, does walking about with a stick hitting balls even count as Sport? Plus, are we talking about endorsements? He can burn in hell. Let him lose his fifty million billion Nike deal. Who gives a fuck. This takes boredom to a whole nother level. This is worse than Seinfeld. This is Gosselin level boredom. This is Bounceyball level boredom!

6:30 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Benedick:
walking about with a stick hitting balls . . .
in epically ugly clothes.

6:31 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@nojo: Titanic???!!! Have you ever been on a ship????

6:44 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Benedick: Do ferries count?

But to the story: It’s not the facts, but how it’s unfolding. If we started with what’s on the record today, it wouldn’t be nearly as fun.

6:47 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@nojo: Falls out of chair onto floor where dachshunds lick him. Burbling.. Sport… sport… spr…

6:52 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Benedick: In fact, if I had time, a Tiger Advent Calendar would be in order.

6:54 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@nojo: Please. Balls. Suck it.

7:00 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Benedick: Shouldn’t that be “suck them”? We don’t one one left out.

7:03 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Capt Howdy: Not me, sorry. I don’t get Showtime.

7:06 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Mistress Cynica: Like most men I prefer the left one to be sucked. It most usually descends furthest and is therefore most convenient.

7:09 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Benedick: IDNKT. This blog is so educational.

@Capt Howdy: I adore DExter, but don’t have cable, so have to watch the DVDs. Can’t wait for Season 4 to be released.

7:55 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Benedick: @Mistress Cynica:

Please, no sucking of either for me. Too sensitive.

7:58 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Jamie Sommers:

When does the wingnut “The CBO is a left-wing propaganda machine” meme start? They’re missing a great opportunity to foam at the mouth.

8:18 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

Our opera continues: Tiger Woods’ wife flees mansion amid sex scandal.

Fine holiday entertainment.

8:40 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: I’m kinda surprised it didn’t start months ago during the health care debate. I suppose it’ll show up some time after CBO makes an appearance on Sarah Palin’s Facebook page.

8:54 pm • Monday • December 7, 2009

@Mistress Cynica: Paging Mr. Lance Armstrong.

@Capt Howdy: So have you seen the corporate anthem for Gazprom, the Russian oil producer?

Let’s drink to you, let’s drink to us,
Let’s drink to all the Russian gas
That it never comes to an end,
Though it’s so hard to obtain
Let’s drink to you, let’s drink to us
Let’s drink to all the Russian gas
For those extracting the new sun
From down beneath the ground

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