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		<title>By: finette</title>
		<link>http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/21/three-sheets-to-the-pork-rinds/#comment-55933</link>
		<dc:creator>finette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:32:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-55879&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Promnight&lt;/a&gt;:  Yes, he came to the University of Illinois too! But I was a library science grad student there, so I was actually &lt;i&gt;in&lt;/i&gt; the library most of the time. :P Don&#039;t think I ever saw the show, but he was frequently mentioned in the campus paper. This was about four years ago.

And an &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lsureveille.com/news/kkk-rally-at-ole-miss-fizzles-in-less-than-10-minutes-1.2095278&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;update&lt;/a&gt; to this post. Klan had predicted 20-100 members in attendance, but only managed to muster 11 who were easily shouted down by 200 counter-protesters. They scuttled away under police protection after 10 minutes.

You can kind of hear the infamous chant &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH7qVKBYtEY&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; right at the end--it goes over the six notes from Battle Hymn of the Republic (subtle subtle). Supposedly it was mostly alumni who were keeping it up, so I kinda wish the administration had let it die naturally under public pressure instead of banning it outright.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#comment-55879" rel="nofollow">Promnight</a>:  Yes, he came to the University of Illinois too! But I was a library science grad student there, so I was actually <i>in</i> the library most of the time. :P Don&#8217;t think I ever saw the show, but he was frequently mentioned in the campus paper. This was about four years ago.</p>
<p>And an <a href="http://www.lsureveille.com/news/kkk-rally-at-ole-miss-fizzles-in-less-than-10-minutes-1.2095278" rel="nofollow">update</a> to this post. Klan had predicted 20-100 members in attendance, but only managed to muster 11 who were easily shouted down by 200 counter-protesters. They scuttled away under police protection after 10 minutes.</p>
<p>You can kind of hear the infamous chant <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH7qVKBYtEY" rel="nofollow">here</a> right at the end&#8211;it goes over the six notes from Battle Hymn of the Republic (subtle subtle). Supposedly it was mostly alumni who were keeping it up, so I kinda wish the administration had let it die naturally under public pressure instead of banning it outright.</p>
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		<title>By: Benedick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Benedick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-55879&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Promnight&lt;/a&gt;: Now that&#039;s funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#comment-55879" rel="nofollow">Promnight</a>: Now that&#8217;s funny.</p>
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		<title>By: nojo</title>
		<link>http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/21/three-sheets-to-the-pork-rinds/#comment-55889</link>
		<dc:creator>nojo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, made me look…

Well, golly! The Ducks didn&#039;t choke!</description>
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<p>Well, golly! The Ducks didn&#8217;t choke!</p>
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		<title>By: SanFranLefty</title>
		<link>http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/21/three-sheets-to-the-pork-rinds/#comment-55886</link>
		<dc:creator>SanFranLefty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-55883&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;chicago bureau&lt;/a&gt;: Yes, every friend of the Tree I know is saying WHY ON FUCKING EARTH DO YOU THROW and I am asking why the QB can&#039;t move.

@&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-55885&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Dodgerblue&lt;/a&gt;:  Well I hope Uklah will stick the $C&#039;s faces in their mess and not roll over. Please let them rally to humiliate the Trojan Condoms.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#comment-55883" rel="nofollow">chicago bureau</a>: Yes, every friend of the Tree I know is saying WHY ON FUCKING EARTH DO YOU THROW and I am asking why the QB can&#8217;t move.</p>
<p>@<a href="#comment-55885" rel="nofollow">Dodgerblue</a>:  Well I hope Uklah will stick the $C&#8217;s faces in their mess and not roll over. Please let them rally to humiliate the Trojan Condoms.</p>
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		<title>By: Dodgerblue</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dodgerblue</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-55883&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;chicago bureau&lt;/a&gt;: You beat -- no, humiliated -- USC.   Don&#039;t think I don&#039;t appreciate it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#comment-55883" rel="nofollow">chicago bureau</a>: You beat &#8212; no, humiliated &#8212; USC.   Don&#8217;t think I don&#8217;t appreciate it.</p>
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		<title>By: chicago bureau</title>
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		<dc:creator>chicago bureau</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-55878&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;JNOV sez hit Vick in the head witta battery&lt;/a&gt;: OK.  Stanford&#039;s defense -- apart from two or three goal-line stands, blew donkey dick tonight.  But here&#039;s my thing:

You got Toby Gerhart.  What the HELL are you doing throwing on 1st and 10 all the time?  And that last pass was just needless.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-55878" rel="nofollow">JNOV sez hit Vick in the head witta battery</a>: OK.  Stanford&#8217;s defense &#8212; apart from two or three goal-line stands, blew donkey dick tonight.  But here&#8217;s my thing:</p>
<p>You got Toby Gerhart.  What the HELL are you doing throwing on 1st and 10 all the time?  And that last pass was just needless.</p>
<p>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK</p>
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		<title>By: Promnight</title>
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		<dc:creator>Promnight</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:54:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did anyone else experience the Campus Crusade for Christ?  The reverend Jed Smock?  He would set up on our central quad in front of the library, and start screaming that the U of Florida was a &quot;hotbed of Fornication,&#039;  which he drew out in a wonderful way, Fooooorniiiii caaaaay shuuuun.  He would tell a wonderful story about how he found Jesus at a Vaaaaaaan Haaaaylen Coooncert.     And how he converted his chief disciple and wife, Sister Cindy, when she fell to her knees in the Crystals (southern version of White Castle) parking lot.  

Now our school colors are orange and blue, yes, a subtle combo, and our biggest football cheer in the stadium was when opposite sides of the stadium would try to outdo each other, chanting &quot;orange&quot; on one side, and &quot;blue&quot; on the other.  Just keep this in mind, I will come back to it.

This quad area in front of the library was a central gathering place for kids who werent in a class at any given time, especially at lunch time, because the Hari Krishnas came every day and gave away a free lunch (they asked for a 40 cent donation) and for 40 cents you got a lump of rice vaguely scented with curry and sometimes with some lumps of unidentifiable vegetables, but always, a wonderful slab of a sweat bread-cake thing, bannana bread,  nut bread, this part was always really good, and you got a paper cup of some kind of natural cool-aid, which was OK, and I ate lunch on the Hari Krishnas almost every day, they fed hundreds, hey, a dollar saved at lunch, was half a pitcher that night.

But the cool thing was, you not only got lunch for next to nothing from the Hari Krishnas, there was this street theater going on with Brother Jed, and it was fun, if you were in the mood to get involved, because you could join in and interact and debate Jed, he would goad people on, single out someone walking by because of their evil  state of attire (dolphin shorts and teeshirts were all chicks wore to class, guys wore shorts and t shirts).

So a crowd of people, in the hundreds, would gather in a circle around the reverend jed Smock, and he would spin around and point out people in the crowd, and tell them that they were whores and whoremongers, these words also taking an amazingly long time for him to pronounce, with this amazing vibrato, drawn out rolled &quot;r&quot;s in whore and whoremonger and fornication, and the word &quot;hell&quot; pronounced with anywhere from 3 to 5 syllables in it, as only the southerners can perform that trick of turning vowels into diphtongs, tripthongs, quidriphenia-thongs.  &quot;you&#039;re all going to buuuuurrrrnnn in Haay-uuhhh-elllll-ehhh-uuhhhh.&quot;

 We would cheer if he mentioned our particular dorm as a hotbed of fornication, but the best was when the crowd would start up a chant,  just like in the stadium where we chanted &quot;orange&quot; and &quot;blue,&quot;  but instead we would chant &quot;oral,&quot;  &quot;anal,&quot;  &quot;oral,&quot; &quot;anal.&quot;  

Good times.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did anyone else experience the Campus Crusade for Christ?  The reverend Jed Smock?  He would set up on our central quad in front of the library, and start screaming that the U of Florida was a &#8220;hotbed of Fornication,&#8217;  which he drew out in a wonderful way, Fooooorniiiii caaaaay shuuuun.  He would tell a wonderful story about how he found Jesus at a Vaaaaaaan Haaaaylen Coooncert.     And how he converted his chief disciple and wife, Sister Cindy, when she fell to her knees in the Crystals (southern version of White Castle) parking lot.  </p>
<p>Now our school colors are orange and blue, yes, a subtle combo, and our biggest football cheer in the stadium was when opposite sides of the stadium would try to outdo each other, chanting &#8220;orange&#8221; on one side, and &#8220;blue&#8221; on the other.  Just keep this in mind, I will come back to it.</p>
<p>This quad area in front of the library was a central gathering place for kids who werent in a class at any given time, especially at lunch time, because the Hari Krishnas came every day and gave away a free lunch (they asked for a 40 cent donation) and for 40 cents you got a lump of rice vaguely scented with curry and sometimes with some lumps of unidentifiable vegetables, but always, a wonderful slab of a sweat bread-cake thing, bannana bread,  nut bread, this part was always really good, and you got a paper cup of some kind of natural cool-aid, which was OK, and I ate lunch on the Hari Krishnas almost every day, they fed hundreds, hey, a dollar saved at lunch, was half a pitcher that night.</p>
<p>But the cool thing was, you not only got lunch for next to nothing from the Hari Krishnas, there was this street theater going on with Brother Jed, and it was fun, if you were in the mood to get involved, because you could join in and interact and debate Jed, he would goad people on, single out someone walking by because of their evil  state of attire (dolphin shorts and teeshirts were all chicks wore to class, guys wore shorts and t shirts).</p>
<p>So a crowd of people, in the hundreds, would gather in a circle around the reverend jed Smock, and he would spin around and point out people in the crowd, and tell them that they were whores and whoremongers, these words also taking an amazingly long time for him to pronounce, with this amazing vibrato, drawn out rolled &#8220;r&#8221;s in whore and whoremonger and fornication, and the word &#8220;hell&#8221; pronounced with anywhere from 3 to 5 syllables in it, as only the southerners can perform that trick of turning vowels into diphtongs, tripthongs, quidriphenia-thongs.  &#8220;you&#8217;re all going to buuuuurrrrnnn in Haay-uuhhh-elllll-ehhh-uuhhhh.&#8221;</p>
<p> We would cheer if he mentioned our particular dorm as a hotbed of fornication, but the best was when the crowd would start up a chant,  just like in the stadium where we chanted &#8220;orange&#8221; and &#8220;blue,&#8221;  but instead we would chant &#8220;oral,&#8221;  &#8220;anal,&#8221;  &#8220;oral,&#8221; &#8220;anal.&#8221;  </p>
<p>Good times.</p>
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		<title>By: JNOV sez hit Vick in the head witta battery</title>
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		<dc:creator>JNOV sez hit Vick in the head witta battery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:47:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@#$@#%@#</description>
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		<title>By: JNOV sez hit Vick in the head witta battery</title>
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		<dc:creator>JNOV sez hit Vick in the head witta battery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:43:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OHHHHHH!!!</description>
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		<title>By: JNOV sez hit Vick in the head witta battery</title>
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		<dc:creator>JNOV sez hit Vick in the head witta battery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:42:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>TOBY!</description>
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