Comments on: Amazing Facts About IBM’s Cat Computer

By: redmanlaw

redmanlaw — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:53:00 +0000

@Benedick: Any old reptile brain will do.

By: Prommie

Prommie — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:23:16 +0000

@ManchuCandidate: You channeling Joe Heller? What was it, Hoople's cat?

By: Capt Howdy

Capt Howdy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:46:11 +0000

since its an animal thread. dont mess with Woody. this is one gutsy little red headed little snake fucker.

By: FlyingChainSaw

FlyingChainSaw — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:20:38 +0000

IBM forgot the part showing up the minute you sit down to dinner, padding over to the cat box to take a massive, grimacing shit and wafting the fumes at you with their tail.

By: Benedick

Benedick — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:19:25 +0000

They might do better trying to recreate a Republican brain. It would be smaller and less complex.

By: Capt Howdy

Capt Howdy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:43:34 +0000

I will see your cat brain and raise you a worm phaser Researchers have now found a way to paralyse tiny worms when they expose them to ultraviolet light. Even when the ultraviolet light was turned off the animals stayed stunned. However, if they were subsequently exposed to a different form of light they recovered again and were able to move.

By: ManchuCandidate

ManchuCandidate — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:11:19 +0000

Let me know if it screws with your dreams like the cats I’ve dealt with.

When I cat sat for a friend, I once had the same nightmare over several days of being John Hurt’s character from the movie Alien (of something bursting out of my chest) while being set on fire in a fur suit. It wasn’t till I realized that it was cause the cats liked to sleep on my chest and occasionally used it as a scratching post.