Virginia Foxx, Acid Queen
It’s an old line, but if you remember the Sixties, you weren’t really there. Proving the point, Virginia Foxx (R-Jesse Helms) reveals her flower-child roots:
“We were the people who passed the civil rights bills back in the ’60s without very much help from our colleagues across the aisle.”
While we don’t recall LBJ switching parties to pass the Great Society legislation, we’ll take Ms. Foxx at her word. We also look forward to her next speech, explaining how it was Hubert Humphrey who mounted that despicable racist Southern Strategy a few years later.





5:30 pm • Thursday • November 19, 2009
I Am the Virgina
It is she as you are he as you are me and we are all confounded.
See how they spread like shit from an ass, see how they lie.
I’m laughing.
Burning their crosses, waiting for Godot to come.
Corporation lackeys, stupid damn history.
You’ve been a naughty boy, you read your books today.
I am eatting Acid, they are eatting Acid, I’m Virginia Foxx,
Goo goo ga joob.
Mister LBJ sitting
Pretty KKKs in a row.
See how she lie like a snake in the grass, a big dumbass.
Eyes rolling.
Eyes roll, I’m rolling, eye roll.
Fetid bullshit, falling from her large dumb mouth.
Cranky old bat with her revision,
You’ve been told Demrat lies and you let your face get dirty.
I am eatting Acid, they are eatting Acid, I’m Virginia Foxx,
Goo goo ga joob.
Covered in an Dixiecrat whitewash waiting for the truth.
If the truth don’t come, you get numb from
eating up the Revisionist dumb.
I am eatting Acid, they are eatting Acid, I’m Virginia Foxx,
goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob.