Comments on: Fox Holds Telethon to Hire New Video Librarian

By: FlyingChainSaw

FlyingChainSaw — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:23:47 +0000

I’d pay a dollar to see Talibunny fly into a rally in an ME262 and have sex with a moose in an airplane hangar as long as I get to sit in the plane and take pictures of the bestial encounter. How can we inform her of this important opportunity?

By: nojo

nojo — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:04:26 +0000

@Benedick: No. No, we don't.

By: Benedick

Benedick — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:00:24 +0000

Do we haz health care?

By: Benedick

Benedick — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:32:34 +0000

Fox is espectacular. It is to news what CH 41 soaps are to Heartbreak House. We don’t need to sue them. You think most people don’t know what they are? They have a tiny market. They are the unpopular PBS.

Please. The only reason we spend so much energy on Fox is because the rest of the newspack wants a day off and so reposts nonsense from Hannity et al. They mean nothing.

Today’s big story is the police raid on NYT plus other fishwraps. It seems that the mafia is in control of the print room. Oh noes. If you’re gonna rip the corruption out of the print room don’t stop there. Go ahead and bring down the theatre reviewers too. Then go after the restaurant reviewers. The NYT is a sink of ~~incompetence~~corruption.

By: Jamie Sommers

Jamie Sommers — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:19:35 +0000

@nojo: Fox News' entire existence is a production error.

By: nojo

nojo — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:08:19 +0000

Update above: Fox blames a production error. But you already knew that.

By: Mistress Cynica

Mistress Cynica — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:34:53 +0000

@Jesuswalksinidaho: @Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Not to mention self-hating closet case.

By: SanFranLefty

SanFranLefty — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:45:07 +0000

@Serolf Divad: Victory of Faith and Triumph of the Will indeed.

By: Serolf Divad

Serolf Divad — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:40:28 +0000

Seriously, after Stewart nailed Hannity for just this sort of thing, you’d think these douchebags would be more careful.

I fully expect Fox to show us stock footage of the Neuremberg rallies next time it does a report on a Palin book signing:

And here comes Sarah Palin now, descending through the clouds in her Junkers JU52… and here she is now being greeted by crowds of enthusiastic young blond girls in pigtails… and now she’s addressing her fans in this massive, massive stadium

By: Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches

Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:38:48 +0000

@Jesuswalksinidaho: That guy is also C: An Asshat