Fox Holds Telethon to Hire New Video Librarian

Faux reminds me of a more malevolent yet hapless raging Anti-commie Les Nessman as he builds up the “suspense” and over does describing the crowd coming to see the infamous Turkey Drop.

First they have to find a qualified librarian who is A) straight and B) conservative. Good luck with that. My profession is alternative lifestyle central.

@Mistress Cynica:
Unfortunately there is one in our midst who just might be a candidate for the Fox job
http://bertchapman.blogtownhall.com/2009/10/27/an_economic_case_against_homosexuality.thtml

Okay, friends, I don’t broadcast it, but, my job involves consumer protection law, as of right now, my greatest expertise in life is cooking, coming a close second, consumer fraud class actions. I am on the wrong side, I am not a litigator, just a policy maven, but I know all the ins and outs. I have to analyze class action trends, and the coolest thing is, I know the arcana better than most of the plaintiffs lawyers, and if I ever get the boot, I have several class action theories in my back pocket I can retire on.

Someone’s gotta sue these fuckers at Fox. This is fraud.

@Promnight:

Hm. Speaking as a layman, wouldn’t you have to prove some kind of ill intent or the intent to procure some illegal gain for such a suit to go forward?

In general, I would hope so.

And if that is so, wouldn’t that particular bit – the intent- be nearly impossible to prove?

@Jesuswalksinidaho:

That guy is also C: An Asshat

Seriously, after Stewart nailed Hannity for just this sort of thing, you’d think these douchebags would be more careful.

I fully expect Fox to show us stock footage of the Neuremberg rallies next time it does a report on a Palin book signing:

And here comes Sarah Palin now, descending through the clouds in her Junkers JU52… and here she is now being greeted by crowds of enthusiastic young blond girls in pigtails… and now she’s addressing her fans in this massive, massive stadium

@Serolf Divad: Victory of Faith and Triumph of the Will indeed.

@Jesuswalksinidaho: @Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Not to mention self-hating closet case.

Update above: Fox blames a production error. But you already knew that.

@nojo: Fox News’ entire existence is a production error.

Fox is espectacular. It is to news what CH 41 soaps are to Heartbreak House. We don’t need to sue them. You think most people don’t know what they are? They have a tiny market. They are the unpopular PBS.

Please. The only reason we spend so much energy on Fox is because the rest of the newspack wants a day off and so reposts nonsense from Hannity et al. They mean nothing.

Today’s big story is the police raid on NYT plus other fishwraps. It seems that the mafia is in control of the print room. Oh noes. If you’re gonna rip the corruption out of the print room don’t stop there. Go ahead and bring down the theatre reviewers too. Then go after the restaurant reviewers. The NYT is a sink of incompetencecorruption.

Do we haz health care?

@Benedick: No. No, we don’t.

I’d pay a dollar to see Talibunny fly into a rally in an ME262 and have sex with a moose in an airplane hangar as long as I get to sit in the plane and take pictures of the bestial encounter. How can we inform her of this important opportunity?