Comments on: Thigh Me a River

By: IanJ

IanJ — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:53:00 +0000

@mellbell, ManchuCandidate, Benedick: I feel absolutely no attraction to the aforementioned "hot chicks," that was just my tongue-in-cheek way of calling out the potential inaccuracy of the "kind/intelligent" thing. I agree that I would much rather those hot chicks just keep hanging out with their douchebags, and that the whole thing stay as far away from me as possible. I long ago learned that I am completely unattracted to women who are "hot" on the outside with nothing else going for them.

By: Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches

Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:26:31 +0000

@Promnight:

Ah, Prom, that could have been me, but I learned, to my detriment, that not only did I know what boys wanted, I knew what they needed. So the terrible, terribly attractive young man I became could be all things to all people, you see? To this day, I am ashamed of the hearts I broke and the hopes I dashed- all because I was so very greedy.

Tommmcatt is the name I used to use online to pick up guys, you see. It should give you a clue what I was like.

Better far to have been awkward and shy, and to have let myself fall in love with just one. I learned that only five years ago. I love Mr. ‘Catt as I love my life, but my youth would have been better if I had learned that lesson earlier.

By: Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches

Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:20:59 +0000

@Capt Howdy: @mellbell: In truth, isn't it both?

By: Promnight

Promnight — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:05:10 +0000

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Oh, I am, I so am, and always have been. It was a curse, I assure you, I never once could get up the nerve to ask a girl out, in my life, unless I slept with her first. True fact. I am a acutely tuned to and feel overwhelmingly the awesome power of womanhood, and I am helpless in its presence. I wish I had film, I wish I had video, of me, on so many occasions in my 20s, even 30s, with an attractive woman that I was very much interested in, flagrantly hitting on me, and me standing there, looking at the floor, tugging my forelock and pawing the carpet with my foot, never actually able to bring myself to believe that a wonderful and attractive woman was hitting on me, dithering in fear until she finally gave up.

By: Jamie Sommers

Jamie Sommers — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:57:13 +0000

@SanFranLefty: Just got my copy in the mail today. For the record, I don't think she's wearing pantyhose in that picture. It looks like she's just greased up. The real scandal, however, is the electric plug in the background (just under the question mark). Only the bottom plug has a baby proofer because, apparently, Trig can reach the lower plug but not the one two centimeters above it.

By: mellbell

mellbell — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:21:14 +0000

@Capt Howdy: It's the latter. Trust me on this one.

By: Capt Howdy

Capt Howdy — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:55:00 +0000

@Prommie:
ftr
I am not saying it. it was the NYTimes. I just like the idea that the pope is the result of sexual selection.

also
maybe schizophrenics are not crazy at all but simply attuned to something the rest of us are not. science now knows that some 90 or more percent of the universe is invisible to us.
maybe they are sensing it or maybe they are an evolutionary mutation and just misunderstood.

or maybe they are crazy.

By: Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches

Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:30:09 +0000

@Prommie: You are cute, Prommie, when it comes to women you are a 15-year-old boy.

By: Benedick

Benedick — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:09:58 +0000

Also, their willingness to pose with douchebags does not mean they prefer them. Although recently, along certain stretches of the Jersey Shore, it has been noticed that many nubile young women between the ages of 17 and 25 – aka ‘hotts’ – have become overly sensitized to the scent of Axe Body Spray thereby rendering them temporarily free of self-respect.

By: Prommie

Prommie — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:03:56 +0000

@mellbell: But you are kind and intelligent! I am blushing, I flirted, I could not resist it, but now I am embarrassed.