Comments on: The Purge Continues

By: Capt Howdy

Capt Howdy — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:26:04 +0000

@Promnight: well aware of the seriousness. my mother lived with one for several years before she died, my brother had one temporarily and I just had my scheduled colonoscopy a couple of months ago. every three years because of family history. still. bionic bottom is funny.

By: Promnight

Promnight — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:39:27 +0000

@mellbell: Nah, thats not what these ads are about, they speak of ‘lip reductions,” for example. I am not sure that there is ever much need for tightening anyone’s vahgiine, except in the case of bad tearing during childbirth. These ads are pretty explicit about making cosmetic external changes, which strikes me as absurd.

Seriously, should I be ashamed to say, I have seen a lot of vahgines, and some in person, and there isn’t even any single default generalized “vagina” look. They are like fingerprints. I cannot conceive of anything approaching an agreed-upon aesthetic as to what a chicks ladyparts should look like. I have never heard a man express anything that would recognize such an aesthetic, I have never heard praise for a pretty, nor criticism of an ugly, vahgine.

Except for Borat and the “sleeve of wizard” line, and thats why its funny, its not something even the worst of men say.

By: mellbell

mellbell — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:16:04 +0000

@Promnight: Aesthetics may come into play, but I don't think that's the primary purpose. Gynoplasty (what an amazing language we have) is to the vazhïn what a lift is to the face -- tightens it up.

By: Benedick

Benedick — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:11:23 +0000

SO sorry I missed this thread today.

By: SanFranLefty

SanFranLefty — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:58:11 +0000

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: I figured that you might have met him in Ft Lauderdale back in the day. Speaking of having fun, check your FB inbox. I'm in El Ay soon. Trying to make plans w/ you.

By: Promnight

Promnight — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:37:59 +0000

@Capt Howdy: Ya know, this one is serious, living with a colostomy is no fun. I once read an article by a proctologist, in which he gave a perspective on the remarkable talents of the anal sphincter, a maligned muscle which one does not appreciate until it stops working. He pointed out that the anal sphincter is a valve which has the ability to selectively pass gas, liquid, or solid matter, and even to somehow pass one form without allowing the other forms through. That is kinda amazing.

By: Promnight

Promnight — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:31:45 +0000

@mellbell: My local paper has started running ads by a plastic surgeon for gynoplasty, they are simply disgusting. Vaginas are so infinitely variable, and I have a sneaking suspicion that most women, well, don't spend a lot of time examining vaginas in detail, so have little basis for comparison. This seems to be preying on, well, vague doubts as to aesthetics that are competely without any basis in reality. Of course, men are preyed upon by penis improvement scams, its a multi-billion dollar industry, so it goes both ways.

By: Original Andrew

Original Andrew — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:31:39 +0000

Surely somebody knows a guy who knows a guy who’s fucked him.

By: Original Andrew

Original Andrew — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:16:36 +0000

And another rumor is that he was involved for years with a man named Bruce Carlton Jordan.

By: Original Andrew

Original Andrew — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:15:29 +0000

@SanFranLefty: My memory's a little fuzzy, but apparently it was common knowledge back in like 2006 that he was banging one of Katherine Harris' 21 year-old gay campaign staffers. If I can use Bing, so can any oppo-researchers (presumably-- ya gotta subtract those wingtard dumbfuck points).