Comments on: Release the Hounds! http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/13/release-the-hounds/ If it smells, we're on it. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:27:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: chicago bureau http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/13/release-the-hounds/#comment-55098 chicago bureau Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:33:34 +0000 http://www.stinque.com/?p=15684#comment-55098 BTW: Props on the Dudley Do-Right reference. However, I might go with <i>The Fugitive</i> route next time. The one remake that is actually worth your time. I mean, Tommy Lee Jones as Samuel Freaking Gerard. Perhaps: "Henry, Dr. Taitz lied to me. Go find her." BTW: Props on the Dudley Do-Right reference.

However, I might go with The Fugitive route next time. The one remake that is actually worth your time. I mean, Tommy Lee Jones as Samuel Freaking Gerard.

Perhaps: “Henry, Dr. Taitz lied to me. Go find her.”

]]> By: Pedonator http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/13/release-the-hounds/#comment-55073 Pedonator Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:05:36 +0000 http://www.stinque.com/?p=15684#comment-55073 @<a href="#comment-55066" rel="nofollow">Original Andrew</a>: And Mitchell Gold furniture all over the fucking place. Not to mention much higher quality bedsheets. No wonder those homophobic straight guys clench their assholes in terror! @Original Andrew: And Mitchell Gold furniture all over the fucking place. Not to mention much higher quality bedsheets. No wonder those homophobic straight guys clench their assholes in terror!

]]> By: Original Andrew http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/13/release-the-hounds/#comment-55066 Original Andrew Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:54:29 +0000 http://www.stinque.com/?p=15684#comment-55066 @<a href="#comment-54982" rel="nofollow">Prommie</a>: Pure speculation here, but it seems that homophobic straight guys aren't scared of the buttsex per se, rather that somehow they'll be tricked into a ride on the baloney pony and <i>enjoy</i> it. I don't think they've thought about what happens after that. (Hint: There's a shopping-spree montage at Crate and Barrel in their futures). @Prommie:

Pure speculation here, but it seems that homophobic straight guys aren’t scared of the buttsex per se, rather that somehow they’ll be tricked into a ride on the baloney pony and enjoy it. I don’t think they’ve thought about what happens after that.

(Hint: There’s a shopping-spree montage at Crate and Barrel in their futures).

]]> By: Original Andrew http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/13/release-the-hounds/#comment-55065 Original Andrew Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:35:08 +0000 http://www.stinque.com/?p=15684#comment-55065 Father Funs? Does he live in the same rectory as Father Bad Touch? Father Funs? Does he live in the same rectory as Father Bad Touch?

]]> By: Capt Howdy http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/13/release-the-hounds/#comment-55006 Capt Howdy Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:31:01 +0000 http://www.stinque.com/?p=15684#comment-55006 @<a href="#comment-55002" rel="nofollow">Pedonator</a>: well it took them 400 years to admit they boned Galileo so I will be ready to <i>move on</i> in, oh, about 400 years. @Pedonator:
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it took them 400 years to admit they boned Galileo so I will be ready to move on in, oh, about 400 years.

]]> By: Pedonator http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/13/release-the-hounds/#comment-55002 Pedonator Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:20:52 +0000 http://www.stinque.com/?p=15684#comment-55002 @<a href="#comment-54992" rel="nofollow">Benedick</a>: Waiting for the inevitable scandal could prove even more amusing than Johnston Watch. @<a href="#comment-54994" rel="nofollow">Capt Howdy</a>: Here's a suggestion, Father Funes: toss the whole goddamned Book and then look towards the future. I've got yer <i>mistakes were made</i> right here! @Benedick: Waiting for the inevitable scandal could prove even more amusing than Johnston Watch.

@Capt Howdy: Here’s a suggestion, Father Funes: toss the whole goddamned Book and then look towards the future. I’ve got yer mistakes were made right here!

]]> By: Capt Howdy http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/13/release-the-hounds/#comment-54994 Capt Howdy Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:06:08 +0000 http://www.stinque.com/?p=15684#comment-54994 @<a href="#comment-54991" rel="nofollow">Pedonator</a>: <i>Asked about the Catholic Church's condemnation four centuries ago of the Italian astronomer and physicist, Galileo, Father Funes diplomatically says mistakes were made, but it is time to turn the page and look towards the future.</i> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7399661.stm" rel="nofollow">Link</a> @Pedonator:

Asked about the Catholic Church’s condemnation four centuries ago of the Italian astronomer and physicist, Galileo, Father Funes diplomatically says mistakes were made, but it is time to turn the page and look towards the future.

Link

]]> By: Benedick http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/13/release-the-hounds/#comment-54992 Benedick Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:05:54 +0000 http://www.stinque.com/?p=15684#comment-54992 @<a href="#comment-54991" rel="nofollow">Pedonator</a>: I hear Ted Haggard is 'mounting' a cumback. *collapses in inappropriate giggles, embarrassing the dogs* @Pedonator: I hear Ted Haggard is ‘mounting’ a cumback.

*collapses in inappropriate giggles, embarrassing the dogs*

]]> By: Pedonator http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/13/release-the-hounds/#comment-54991 Pedonator Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:01:36 +0000 http://www.stinque.com/?p=15684#comment-54991 @<a href="#comment-54981" rel="nofollow">Capt Howdy</a>: How generous of the Vatican! But we need to know more about the theological implications of aliens free from original sin. For instance, are they exempt from the Biblical prohibitions against butt-secks? (Insert anal probe joke here.) @Capt Howdy: How generous of the Vatican!

But we need to know more about the theological implications of aliens free from original sin. For instance, are they exempt from the Biblical prohibitions against butt-secks? (Insert anal probe joke here.)

]]> By: nojo http://www.stinque.com/2009/11/13/release-the-hounds/#comment-54989 nojo Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:56:05 +0000 http://www.stinque.com/?p=15684#comment-54989 Hold on — does the Koran specify virgin gender? Hold on — does the Koran specify virgin gender?

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