Ooops

So here’s what I’ve been wondering: she had to know this stuff was out there (at least in theory). WTF motivated her to even *try* the “Little Miss Godly” routine? Is she just hoping to make a million selling conservatives j/o material, like Palin?

@al2o3cr:

First Xtian Fundie Porn star?

@al2o3cr: The thing is that you’re thinking about it more than she is/has/will ever. She has the brain power of a 2 year old.

@Jamie Sommers: Made by Fisher Price.

I wonder if she shrieks the name of FUCKING JESUS when she is fingering herself on camera and getting off on the power and glory of god.

To paraphrase Lady Sylvia in Ken Russell’s classic Lair of the White Worm:

“To lose one parent sex tape may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both eight looks like carelessness.”

@Pedonator: Excuse me? Ken Russel? Not Bram Stoker?

Oh, and:

Lady Bracknell: To lose one parent might be regarded as a misfortune. To lose two looks like carelessness.

Apart from that, carry on.

from TMZ

Carrie Prejean is going to be publicly mocked by the very people who helped “make” her — and it’s all going down at the upcoming Miss California USA pageant.

No word on why the pageant didn’t ask Prejean to appear in the skit — after all, nobody can nail Carrie like Carrie.

@Benedick:
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Thank you! I wasn’t here to throw a snit over that, but you had it covered.