Russkies Winning Cannibal Anarchy Race

Bush or Clinton appointee? (if this scenario happened in the US of Anarchy).

birthday wishes to catt, lefty, and the man of the hour, BLOGGIE.

from our george:
“you become 21, you turn 30, you push 40, reach 50 and make it to 60. then you hit 70. everyday after 80 is a complete cycle. you hit lunch, you turn 4:30. then a strange thing happens after 90- you become a little kid again–i’m 100 and a half!!”

may you all make it to 100 …and a half.
with love

Judge was going on the “who hasn’t blown his money on booze and gambling and then harbored thoughts of killing and then feasting on his relatives?”

The judge was probably there himself.

omg
she is the gift that keep on giving:

Carrie Prejean Threatens To Walk Off Larry King (VIDEO)

@Capt Howdy: I’ll take your Palin and raise you a Prejean.

Normally I’d scorn such a fellow, but…well, Vodka and gambling machines… I dunno, sounds kinda tempting.

@baked: Thanks darling but that’s two months away…good to see you again.

Ursula Andress, I would stick to a very simple preparation, no rich, fancy accompaniments, some things taste best in their own sauce.

that is a great story.
but personally even if I was hungry my mother would not be my first choice. I think something else is going on here.
you know?

“Ah here’s the dance you should know
Ah, baby when the lights are down low
I say, grab your baby then go

Do the hucklebuck (yeah)
Do the hucklebuck (yeah)

If you don’t know how to do it
Man you’re out of luck
Push ya baby out (yeah)
Then you hunch her back (yeah)
Start a little movement in your sacroilliac
Wiggle like a snake, wobble like a duck
That’s what you do when you do the Hucklebuck
Here’s a dance you should know
Ah, baby when the lights are down low
Oh, won’t you grab your baby then go”

Thats what I think.

@baked:

Oh, that was great! Thanks so much, love.

@Capt Howdy: On the other end of the scale, a mother here on New Mexico air force base allowed her kid to starve to death because she was obsessed with Wold of Warcraft. Again, the abqjournal.com:

“Brandi Wulf, 3 1/2, died of malnutrition and severe dehydration in a filthy home, while Christie, who was a military dependent living on Holloman Air Force Base, was so absorbed in the computer game World of Warcraft that she neglected the child, according to Journal reports.

“According to court documents, the house was filled with cat feces, moldy food and unwashed dishes when the child was taken to an Alamogordo hospital emergency room with severe dehydration, the Journal reported.”

Hubby, a USAF sgt, has also been charged with child abuse resulting in death.

@Capt Howdy:

Haha, genius. That’s the future of Conservatism, right there.

TJ: Look at teh funny: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/11/11/fioreteabag.DTL

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches:
its a freakin call in show. you go on a call in show and dont expect to take calls.
wtf

@Prommie:

That’s my exact Jason Scott Lee recipe! What a co-incidence!

/tj/

Catholic Church gives D.C. ultimatum

The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington said Wednesday that it will be unable to continue the social service programs it runs for the District if the city doesn’t change a proposed same-sex marriage law, a threat that could affect tens of thousands of people the church helps with adoption, homelessness and health care… It serves 68,000 people in the city, including the one-third of Washington’s homeless people who go to city-owned shelters managed by the church.

Wow, so the Cathoholic Church can now add ‘blackmailing people you disagree with and effectively holding the poor and sick hostage’ to its repertoire, just like Jeebus did.

“I’ll kill every motherfucking last one of them if I have to,” added Father Michael O’Donnell while brandishing his AK-47, “you let those queers marry and there’ll be blood on your hands!”

The Church followed up its latest tirade with a demand for One. Million. Dollars.

@Original Andrew:
The church doesn’t want priest/altar boy marriages any more than they want priest/female marriages.

@Original Andrew: And per the NYT, the Archbishop of Providence has said that Congressman Patrick Kennedy shouldn’t be given communion anymore* because he opposed the Stupak Ladybits Amendment in the health care reform bill. Props for Kennedy telling the Times that unlike the archbishop, he’s not going to discuss his private religious practices in public, and that he’s appalled that the Catholic church would rather have no health care bill than one that allows insurance companies to continue to cover abortion.

*I guess the Catholic Bishops don’t remember 1960, when the fear was that Rep. Kennedy’s uncle was going to be taking orders from the Vatican?

@Original Andrew: Fuck these assholes. Tell them to take their One Meelion Dollars and leave their social justice credentials at the door.

As Woody said, if Jesus preached today what he preached in Galilee, they would lay Jesus Christ in his grave.

@Original Andrew: It’s one thing when Congress fucks with DC. That’s, sadly, more or less their prerogative. But when the Church does it? RML is right: Fuck. Those. Assholes.

@Original Andrew:
IMO
the church should get an ultimatum or their own. cut the shit or lose your tax exemption

@baked: Thanks – I’m slightly in shock.

@Capt Howdy: I couldn’t agree more. It was bad enough when they were actively lobbying members of Congress over the health care bill, but when you add the completely un-Christian act of holding the needy hostage to your political agenda you have more than crossed the line at which your tax-exempt status should be terminated. Also, may I point out that this is exactly the problem with allowing “faith-based organizations” to take over providing essential social services? If this doesn’t demonstrate an unacceptable and unconstitutional co-mingling of church and state, I don’t know what does.

@Mistress Cynica: Exactly. Unicorn needs to shitcan that Office of Faith-Based Initiatives but pronto.