Another RedState Tantrum

Today, Earl Pomeroy declared he would be Nancy Pelosi’s lap dog

can’t possibly be true. thats Barrys job.

I kid of course. in truth I suspect that over the last few weeks Harry, O and Nancy have sometimes felt like Piscine Molitor Patel.

The story follows a young Indian boy who ends up stranded on a boat for 227 days with a hyena, zebra, orangutan, and a Bengal tiger.

Plastic feti.

Ewick doesn’t even have the balls to put a bag of flaming dog shit on Pomeroy’s porch.

btw
I have a very strong feeling that the tantrums are going to increase in size and frequency over the next few weeks.

pass the popcorn.

@ManchuCandidate:
no doubt he feels some strange kinship with a bag of flaming dog shit.

the dumbest criminals evah

Because clearly a Democratic congressman from North Dakota is going to be interested in what a bunch of far-right nutjobs from outside his state think.

I’d be more worried if they *stopped* complaining about HCR; that would mean that they’d managed to sneak some sort of nasty provision in.

Bright side: The socialist post office would probably be out of business by now if it weren’t for Erickson’s lametard postal fits.

@Jamie Sommers: If only Amtrak could reap the benfits of Socialism, we might slow the increase in our nation’s shameful and deliberate excrescence of carbon emissions.

But Pony Express uniforms trump those of modern train conductors every time.

Also, where the hell do you get fake dog poop? I really want to know.

@Pedonator: Amazon.com, darling. But use the Stinque Linque.

@Pedonator: Also: you want dog shit? I got dog shit. I will wrap it and send it you. Uh huh.

@Mistress Cynica: I’m horrified reassured that if it exists, it’s on sale at Amazon. Thank you.