Orly’s Cheatin’ Heart

Orly’s a incredibly amusing combination of Wile E Coyote and Natasha.

Is this like wrong?

Have you guys seen “Man v. Cartoon?”

“What Is Man vs. Cartoon?

“Watch as a team of the country’s brightest minds takes on the devices and techniques used by Wile E. Coyote in his vain attempts to snare his arch-enemy the Road Runner. See if expertise, years of training and the best equipment that money can buy will be enough to actually make Coyote’s flawed Acme Company machines work.”

I get this on the Dish.

http://www.trutv.com/shows/man_vs_cartoon/index.html

She is so disbarred. It’s California, not Mississippi. She’s done.

can she be impeached?

or would that be, like, redundant?

“Stop!”

Or the Ethics Commission will say “Stop” again!

@blogenfreude: You’d be surprised, my cupcake. After you get disbarred, you can reapply for reinstatement after a certain period of time. You basically have to run a major drug cartel or kill five people to get permanently disbarred, judging from the monthly update of disbarments in the California Bar Journal.

@SanFranLefty:

And even then you still get invited to the annual picnic.

@redmanlaw: Funny.

T/J but it’s only this dumb cow so who cares.

Just saw Valentino: The Last Emperor and it’s a blast. High faggotry like you’ve never seen. The 18th cent resurrected. The love story at the center is extraordinary. Hilarious, touching, offensive, ridiculous and engrossing. And OMFG the clothes! And they show you how they get made. Yes, gentlemen, there are tits. It’s a must see. Spoiler alert: nothing blows up. But there is Joan Collins.

@Benedick: Speaking of total gheyness, have you seen the (relatively new) documentary about Vogue yet? I go to movies once every 18 months, so it’s on my Netflix list.

@SanFranLefty: This isn’t gay, it’s Proust. But with a lot more money. It is the last hurrah of haute couture. We saw it on netflix. It’s really grand.

@Benedick: with that recommendation, it’s going to the top of the netflix list. right after seasons 2-3 of Mad Men.

SanFranLefty: The writeup from the disciplinary board is going to chock full of AWESOME.

@chicago bureau: pass the popcorn.

@Benedick: @SanFranLefty: OK, off to netflix Valentino now. I saw “The September Issue” (Vogue doc) when I was in LA. I really enjoyed it, and I loved Grace Coddington, who’s actually much more interesting than Anna.

@Mistress Cynica: @SanFranLefty: Be sure to see the special features. They are almost more interesting than the movie. For example, the seamstresses working from sketch to gown. Hear the head seamstress on making plissé pleats in a bias cut and how it’s given structure. There were no machines in his workshop. Everything was done by hand. And his Major Domo arranging the houses. You will plotz.

Isn’t that potential jail time right there? I address Stinque Legal Council formally, by the way.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: My sideline guess is that since the witnesses never made it to the stand, they didn’t officially perjure themselves. Legally, no harm, no foul. Ethically, it’s on the record.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Conspiracy to commit perjury? I’m just talking out my ass, of course.

@mellbell: I’m no lawyer, but I did watch the first seven seasons of Law & Order: Classic Flavor–which means that I’m now qualified to practice in states south of Tennessee–and I do believe the correct term is subornation of perjury.

It’s all about the flow.