In Re Bong Water

the funniest thing about this is the google ad on the link…
“HIGH quality water pipes, Free Shipping.”
http://www.rastabongs.com

incarcerating tommy chong for selling bongs online was not a deterrent…shocking!

fun fact: i was informed last night by jay leno that there are more marijuana dispensaries in caleeeefawnya than starbucks.

*Shooting up* with BONG WATER? I think Trooper Rauenhorst has been getting too much of his drug information from the internet.

Quick, somebody tell him about jenkem – he’s just the guy to protect our kids from butthash!

What was that song, “Gang a bong”…?

Back in the day we had florid contraptions of increasing complexity, or PVC devices the engineering students threw
together in complicated fashion. We sucked bonhs full of beer, tequila and plain ole tap water. But inject the backwash in our veins? No, that’s just barbaric .

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!:
back in the day we could create a bong out of ANYthing…we were very clever. if you’re a FB friend, you can view my pics from a high school class trip to england. there was weed everywhere, but no paraphernalia stores. i posted a pic of my friend smoking a pipe i made out of a tampax.

because it is a “substance containing a controlled substance”

hmmm
that would mean that my blood is officially a controlled substance.

see ya later. must actually work at work today. can you imagine?
the nerve.

I don’t understand anything.

couldnt help posting this one in light of our recent related discussions:

Sustainable living now includes “edible pets” to curb global warming

“A lot of people worry about having SUVs but they don’t worry about having Alsatians and what we are saying is, well, maybe you should be because the environmental impact … is comparable.”

humm
and me with two yummie Hummers waiting at home.
(I know I said I had to work. later)

Full Post: Save the planet: time to eat dog?

come on

@Capt Howdy: There was a guest op-ed in the NYT recently about how cats are the reason the oceans are overfished, to supply them with yummy canned food, and suggested getting a low-eco-impact pet like a guinea pig.
I think not. My cats just wish they were getting fish every day.

@Mistress Cynica:
perhaps we should start feeding them environmentalists

Speaking of Minnesota, I’m terrified to learn that Michele Bachmann is only the 31st most conservative member of the House. That means nearly 1 in 6 Republican members of the House are more conservative than her. Chilling.

@mellbell:
but 9 out of 10 are less insane

@Mistress Cynica:

Link

This isn’t fucking funny, its fucking heartbreaking. Its not a fucking joke, its someone’s fucking life, this dude is going to be considered a trafficker, a first degree crime, like murder and rape. Fucking insane, fat fucking rich fucking judges sitting there, ignorant or corrupt one or the other. Its fucking kafka-esque is what it is. Fucking “justice.” Its all bullshit, I’m out of order, no, you’re out of order, you’re out of order, he’s out of order.

Fucking shit makes me cry.

@Prommie:
wasnt it a woman?

from talk cleft:
It would be laughable, except it’s possible a woman may do 86 months — 7 years — for possession 2.5 tablespoons of bong water.

pfft

my coworkers are all over this

@Capt Howdy: I have a free way with pronouns. “Dude,” “man,” and “bro” are all pronouns, aren’t they?

@Prommie:
ah
gay boys get into trouble for that

@Capt Howdy: I needed that.

@Prommie:
a little frightening how well it fits, no?

@Capt Howdy:
I’ve had to point out to the collie pack at home that in some societies they’d be considered a meal in a throw rug.

@Jesuswalksinidaho:
my huskies get that a couple of time a day.

“do you have any idea what a fabulous coat you two would make?”

@Capt Howdy: Hey, hey!! Dachshunds are not weiners, bub.

@al2o3cr:

Shooting up bong water from a meth pipe is actually quite common- I learned that in prevention workshops as a volunteer for STOP AIDS in SF.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Meth users seem to be willing to do nearly any disgusting thing if it means getting more meth into their systems. It’s a terrifying drug that way.

@IanJ:

In the same workshops, I heard of people drinking, or drying and smoking their own urine to get high.

Sad.

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!: Hey! Don’t you owe us me a story or something? I did get rid of the Phillies P in reliance on you telling us some story. (Attys: IXNAY on the onsiderationcay or argainbay, ‘kay?)

@Prommie:

“This isn’t fucking funny, its fucking heartbreaking. Its not a fucking joke, its someone’s fucking life, this dude is going to be considered a trafficker, a first degree crime, like murder and rape. Fucking insane, fat fucking rich fucking judges sitting there, ignorant or corrupt one or the other. Its fucking kafka-esque is what it is. Fucking “justice.” Its all bullshit, I’m out of order, no, you’re out of order, you’re out of order, he’s out of order.

Fucking shit makes me cry.”

HEAR HEAR!!!

/throwing plates at you

@Prommie: @baked: You’re both right, and I thought about that, but I couldn’t resist detailed instructions for bong use from the Minnesota Supreme Court.

@JNOV: Technichcally it was the “promise” of telling a story, riiiight counsellor? Review the tape.

But yeah, I owe a dish to the group. Can I wait until the mood strikes/overshare happens?

/kills suspense by stating categorically that no, it’s not that kind of story/

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!: You need to get to drinking, then.

@JNOV: As it turns out, that’s more likely during the week when I don’t need to read stories, tuck in chillun, remain sentient.

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!: No worries. I have a long memory.

The most amazing and bizarre thing is, that movie, And Justice For All, is what, more than anything else, made me decide to go to law school. Now I look back at it, and realize, it is exactly why I should not have gone to law school. If practicing law meant I could shave my head and start flinging plates down the courthouse corridors, I would like practicing law. Silly me, I didn’t realize that was fiction.

It turns out, I am the one who is out of order, because I cannot pretent its real, like everyone else.