And God Said, Let the Earth Bring Forth Combustible Carbon
Lindsey Graham, South Carolina’s Douchebag Also-Ran, has had problems keeping up with the SC ratpack lately, even being teabagged at his own event for not being douchebaggy enough. And with today’s feeble attempt, we may have to start calling him Beetlebaum:
“Environmental policy has to be good business policy,” Graham insisted. “What would happen in this country if you build a hundred nuclear power plants in the next thirty years? It would create millions of jobs. And we need to use the coal that God has given us.”
Oh, please. God-given coal? We’re years beyond the Flintstones meme. Didn’t you hear pollution is patriotic? That’s where the action is.





3:42 pm • Thursday • October 22, 2009
“There will be no climate change bill with my vote unless you have offshore oil drilling,”
off shore, on shore just tell us what you want Huckelberry