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Morning Sedition

South Carolina Douchebag Standings

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Entrant Latest Play Analysis
Liar Liar Joe Wilson Raised $1.3 million since calling President a liar And Demrat opponent has raised
$1.5 million. TV sets will be smoking next year in Columbia.
Trail Mix Mark Sanford Claims he hiked the trail for only a weekend Two months on, he’s still the LuvGuv, proving his prowess in the
sexual-political biathlon.
WannaDouche Jim DeMint "Welcome to Waterloo!" Always the douchemaid, never the douche. Whenever he douches, there’s always another Republican to
out-douche him.


7:00 am • Tuesday • September 15, 2009
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5 comments:

ManchuCandidate
8:56 am • Tuesday • September 15, 2009

Salem Columnist takes a shit from a great height on G.I. “Joe”.

If this guy is correct then the money raised is in large part to Bekc.

http://salem-news.com/articles/september122009/draft_wilson_df_9-12-09.php

SanFranLefty
10:12 am • Tuesday • September 15, 2009

It’s some sort of comment when Lindsay Graham isn’t even a finalist.

blogenfreude
11:20 am • Tuesday • September 15, 2009

Oklahoma still brings the most stupid (Inhofe/Coburn/etc.), but South Carolina is still in it.

FlyingChainSaw
11:28 am • Tuesday • September 15, 2009

Isn’t Graham a gay-bashing gay? Can’t he and Bauer qualify at least as a duet in the douchebag competition? Just in the name of fairness and stuff.

nojo
2:08 pm • Tuesday • September 15, 2009

@SanFranLefty: I’m saving Lindsey for my upcoming novelization, A Confederacy of Douchebags.

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