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Meet Senator Death Panel

Sucking at the public teat since 1958.Title: “Grassley: Senator from Iowa”

Author: Eric Woolson

Rank: 3,249,296

Blurb: None.

Review: None. Be the first to write your own!

Footnote: This (presidential campaign?) bio for Grassley, perpetual winner of our Douchebag of the Nearest Available Time Slot and non-whoring friend of C Street, was written in 1995 by the future PR Miracle for Mike Huckabee. However, we can find no evidence that the pages aren’t blank.

Grassley: Senator from Iowa [Amazon]

Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon kickback link]

nojo
7:00 am • Sunday • August 23, 2009
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9 comments:

ManchuCandidate
10:26 am • Sunday • August 23, 2009

Considering his pandering to the dumbest of his base, it should be a popup book.

Dodgerblue
11:41 am • Sunday • August 23, 2009

I’ve seen better cover art on Happy Meals boxes.

JNOV
11:49 am • Sunday • August 23, 2009

@Dodgerblue: Heh. And on restroom walls…

redmanlaw
11:52 am • Sunday • August 23, 2009

Protestant Realism.

nojo
2:22 pm • Sunday • August 23, 2009

@JNOV: I think you’ve nailed it, but it also reminds me of something I would have bought from Scholastic in fifth grade.

Dave H
3:22 pm • Sunday • August 23, 2009

Where’s the big white church on the cover to balance the image of the Capitol? How did Woolson miss that critical detail?

I’m a little mystified by the offer of a collectible copy of the book signed by the author for $15 while some lunatic expects to sell a brand new copy for $55.59. Apparently Woolson’s autograph makes the book worth $40.59 less.

SanFranLefty
3:24 pm • Sunday • August 23, 2009

@nojo: It’s not a children’s book? I assumed it was for kids (forced to read it in home-skooled English class).

Tommmcatt Floats
12:48 pm • Monday • August 24, 2009

You know you are old when your beauty shot is from when you were 50.

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