Comments on: Today in Stupid

By: SanFranLefty

SanFranLefty — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:09:00 +0000

@Dodgerblue: Were you at the game? Dodgers got some lucky calls.

By: Dodgerblue

Dodgerblue — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:45:01 +0000

@Original Andrew: I missed this -- I was up in San Francisco today. [insert jokes here].

By: RZ

RZ — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:27:18 +0000

@nojo:

Yeah I heard about that, even saw their little video, but I thought those two were no longer acting as paid spokes-people.

Ah, cutting through the lies is always a chore. If only we had a working media…

By: nojo

nojo — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:43:41 +0000

@redmanlaw: There's a Bush-related Jesus H.F. Christ gag in there somewhere.

By: redmanlaw

redmanlaw — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:37:38 +0000

@Original Andrew: He uses the middle initial to distinguish Himself from Jesus F. Christ.

By: nojo

nojo — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:16:55 +0000

@chicago bureau: Damn my obscure references. Now I can't get Soupy Sales out of my head.

By: nojo

nojo — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:15:59 +0000

@RZ: How quickly did Harry and fricking Louise get refuted? Ah, but you're missing the stateside return of Harry & Louise, now in favor of reform. "Reform" in this case meaning a windfall for their pharmaceutical puppetmasters.

By: RZ

RZ — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:50:51 +0000

@Original Andrew: Well, that simplifies things.

By: Original Andrew

Original Andrew — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:34:00 +0000

BREAKING: Jesus H. Christ Himself appears at Washington Secretary of State’s office in Olympia to demand a vote on Referendum 71.

“Thou shalt place this Holy Referendum on the ballot,” Christ bellowed as He covered office supervisor David Ammons’ face in His Holy Spittle, “or thou shall be cast into a lake of hellfire to burn like a witch. My minions shall repeal this demonic Domestic Partnership registry, as I frequently command unto them in messages which only they can hear! Enjoy your eternal damnation, David Ammons,” Christ added.

“DIE FAGS!” our Real Americans’ Lord and Savior screamed in front of the stunned assembled onlookers and passersby as He exited the Secretary of State’s office and ascended back to The Heavens.

By: RZ

RZ — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:27:46 +0000

@IanJ:

We all have our needs. Modern conservatism is something psychological, and its adherents cannot meet our pre-suppositions.

The critical thing I think is education and a stronger safety net, in order to (god am I writing this) free people of their fearful lives.

Implicitly…