Comments on: Promise Keeper

By: baked

baked — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 08:05:48 +0000

@Dodgerblue:
please let us know about kitteh…that just wiped the cackle off my face from listening to michelle bachmann say “she’s HOT for jesus”
miss herculean vagina is less freaky.

By: Mistress Cynica

Mistress Cynica — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:23:43 +0000

@Dodgerblue: Oh, I'm so sorry. Poor kitteh.

By: Promnight

Promnight — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 03:07:41 +0000

@FlyingChainSaw: I think you are wrong, at least about the rare hetero rightwingers. I think they only have sex with their wives to procreate, and when they fall into these infatuations, they are miserable at it, 3-pump chumps, and then, after their pathetic little orgasm, they burst into tears and start blubbering tearful remonstrances about how wrong it was, and then of course, they come back 3 days later for some more conflicted, miserable, tearful sex. Now your wide-stancer closeted types, they probably pestork savagely, preferring blood as their favorite lube, and then they eat their lovers after sex as a rule, like a preying mantis.

By: Promnight

Promnight — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 03:01:42 +0000

@Benedick: EVERYTHING makes me want to take off my clothes and run around my garden. No, that was wrong, run around my thicket.

By: SanFranLefty

SanFranLefty — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 02:14:00 +0000

@Dodgerblue: Oh nooooooessss!! I just hope there's not a wayward coyote that nabbed kitteh. Poor little girl. I will whip out the St. Francis candle - she shouldn't die alone.

By: Dodgerblue

Dodgerblue — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 01:18:00 +0000

@Mistress Cynica: Regrettably, no. She was very old and may have gone off to die. If she has, that would be the end of all the various cats we had when my kids were little, including my favorite, Mo, an all-white cat I named after Moses Malone, the hardest-working man in pro basketball. Mo was a prince of a cat -- very sweet, never started fights, never backed down from one. We had some great naps together. @FlyingChainSaw: We have a whole circus full of them up in Sacramento. I dare you to ask SFL what she thinks of them.

By: FlyingChainSaw

FlyingChainSaw — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 01:01:46 +0000

@Dodgerblue: No doubt kidnapped by an insane bestial GOP legislator. Assume the worst.

By: Mistress Cynica

Mistress Cynica — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:12:20 +0000

@Dodgerblue: That' a joke, right? You know how I worry about teh kittehz.

By: Dodgerblue

Dodgerblue — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:07:53 +0000

@FlyingChainSaw: Hmm. My cat has gone missing.

By: FlyingChainSaw

FlyingChainSaw — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:10:48 +0000

@Dodgerblue: Are you kidding? Apparently these guys are cackling satyrs, pestorking their spouses to exhaustion then running out into the street in search of any release at all, hookers, random people, best friends' spouses, neighbors' pets all the while barking tenets of the faith and espousing the virtues of family values until, as always happens, they are found skewering some poor Dachshund's bowels and holding him aloft by his ears. All that would be left of a limo full of Thai hookers is a wet, bloody stain.