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Morning Sedition

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You know, Nick, acid can be very hazardous to your health.

Morning Joe: David Gregory joins Joe, Mika and Willie in the studio for a live performance of Thriller.

Morning Meeting: Dylan Ratigan examines his contract with MSNBC President Phil Griffin.

Dr. Nancy: Andrea Mitchell and Alan Greenspan reveal how they first made love to Ben.

The Ed Show: Ed asks the now-unemployed backup dancers whether they favor public health insurance.

Hardball: Chris Matthews announces that he’s renaming his show to Beat It.

Countdown: Entertainment reporters for the Daily Beast, the Los Angeles Times and Access Hollywood discuss Liza Minelli’s claims to be the birth mother of Michael’s children.

The Rachel Maddow Show: Rachel remains on hiatus out of shame.

Celebrity Deathmatch: Madonna vs. Michael Jackson [YouTube]


7:00 am • Friday • July 3, 2009
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11 comments:

FlyingChainSaw
7:29 am • Friday • July 3, 2009

Has anyone heard anything about the Bubbles and Jacko sex tape?

blogenfreude
8:38 am • Friday • July 3, 2009

And on and on and on and on and on … GAAAHHHHH!!!!11!!

ManchuCandidate
9:29 am • Friday • July 3, 2009

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

The thought of a Keebler elf rubbing up against a plastic surgery victim has killed my libido.

blogenfreude
10:40 am • Friday • July 3, 2009

This is epic.

FlyingChainSaw
12:02 pm • Friday • July 3, 2009

@blogenfreude: Doesn’t come close to qualifying as a freakout. First, he should have walked straight up to the windshield and shattered it with the first blow. Then he should have started it and driven it into the two cars in the driveway, rammng, backing up and ramming them again over and over while howling like a wounded animal. Then he should have ran into the garage, grabbed a can of gasoline and lit it aflame. This was staged.

blogenfreude
12:23 pm • Friday • July 3, 2009

@FlyingChainSaw: True – it doesn’t equal his performance here, but then what can?

FlyingChainSaw
12:35 pm • Friday • July 3, 2009

@blogenfreude: This was even more pathetic and looked even more staged. A freakout isn’t valid until a limb has been severed or something or someone is in flames.

Dodgerblue
1:38 pm • Friday • July 3, 2009

Looking for a great gift? http://www.chiaobama.com/

Original Andrew
1:41 pm • Friday • July 3, 2009

@Dodgerblue:

Me likey the militant-afro look. Does it come with a chia-AK 47?

Dodgerblue
1:45 pm • Friday • July 3, 2009

@Original Andrew: And the jaunty Black Panther beret.

FlyingChainSaw
2:05 pm • Friday • July 3, 2009

@Dodgerblue: I bet they sell these by the pallet load at rifle ranges.

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