Sounds like a bad Ray Wiley Hubbard song.

“I went out and ran the excavator with lights until the sun came up. To me, and I suspect no one else on earth, there is something wonderful about listening to country music playing in the cab, air conditioner running, the hum of a huge diesel engine in the back ground…”

Cranking the AC in the open cab of an excavator? With a diesel engine running all night long?

Which is why, when that blogger payola finally comes through, everyone’s going on salary. I’m not going to make Gawker’s mistake paying bonuses for traffic.

That riiiiip you just heard was me tearing my hair out.

Oh, and the quasi-illiterate douchebag managed to visit more countries in one Summer vacation than I’ve travelled to in my entire life, but I’m not bitter, tee hee hee.

Where is Manchu?

How is it someone couldn’t pass freshman English, but they get to be governor??

My freshman English TA would’ve had this guy’s balls for lunch.