Comments on: Wingnut of the Day

By: RZ

RZ — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 07:10:40 +0000

@Promnight: Its hard to get lost on a toilet, I'd wager. Now after you exit the can, well that's a different story. How's you figure it out, anyway?

By: RZ

RZ — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 07:09:28 +0000

@Pedonator: It makes sense that the natural way would be best. Can't say I am a fan, but then again I never really tried, and I have had ample opportunities to...

By: Pedonator

Pedonator — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 05:46:07 +0000

@nojo: It's almost as if the Western Civilization is a conspiracy to convince us our asses are dirty because, well, after all the WC makes them so.

By: nojo

nojo — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 05:30:41 +0000

I still have somewhere a fine sample of asswipes from a London public commode. But you can save the airfare and just cut a sheet of wax paper into small squares.

By: Pedonator

Pedonator — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 05:24:47 +0000

@Promnight: Sounds idyllic. Sometimes being lost is the whole point. But really I mean that we should all have a different type of toilet, the kind I've found here and there on travels, perfectly clean and sanitary but designed to align your insides for the perfect squirt. And while we're at it, why is it so hard to find a fucking bidet in this most enlightened and developed country in the history of civilization?

By: Promnight

Promnight — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 05:14:59 +0000

@Pedonator: Last time I squatted, I was camping on public land, no campground, in the desert, near Sedona Arizona. It was late in the evening, I had been relaxing, had a bourbon, perhaps, and maybe a medicinal herbal inhalant, when the call of nature made itself known. I took my trowel, my TP, and walked away from the camp, walked a d stance I felt necessary for privacy, circling around patches of scrub and such, it was beautiful, the shapes and colors, all different from the daytime look of the desert, I was happy and serene, I found the most beautiful, perfect place, under the stars, completely removed from any sign of humanity and civilization, I dug my little hole, did my business, stood up, happy and content, ready to walk back to camp, and suddenly realized, I had no idea which direction to go. Ooops. Dark night, every patch of scrub looked like every other. The eerie (they were beautiful when it was light out) rock formations of the mogollon rim looked the same as they looked from the tent, it was only 100, maybe 200, feet away, but I was lost. And stoned. It was a totally frightening 10 minutes, let me tell you. I like toilets, I have never gotten lost on a toilet.

By: Pedonator

Pedonator — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:56:13 +0000

Dare I bring up the fact that the modern toilet is wholly unsuited to proper evacuation? Civilized folk for millenia have known the pure bliss of a shit taken whilst squatting. Once again, economics trumps ergonomics.

By: redmanlaw

redmanlaw — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:38:16 +0000

@blogenfreude: Firearms training center in Pahrump NV, famous as being the home of the late great Art Bell radio show. Apparently they're popular and are well-regarded but have had legal problems relating to memberships and marketing. Some believe the Front Sight founder has ties to Scientology because of his "clear" status and business methods. Their email newsletter and other materials are annoying.

By: cassandra_said

cassandra_said — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:15:04 +0000

@FlyingChainSaw: Seriously, you are my hero.

By: Promnight

Promnight — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:04:14 +0000

HEY, leave Ecclesiastes alone, its the only worthwhile book in the bible.